false-er

someone who does not tell the truth; specks lies

HE is a false-er, he said he was 18 but really is 16.

by KayIsa January 3, 2007

Failperiment

A failperiment is a failed experiment.

The shitfuck didn't go well, it exploded and my clothes burned ....I almost died, what a failperiment!!

by Zeodyne December 16, 2009

False Orgasm

A False Orgasm occurs when a man or a woman has the feeling to sneeze but is unable to do it, so they make a face that looks like they are having an orgasm.

Bob tried to sneeze, but he wasn't able to which caused him to have a False Orgasm.

by Khagreytits September 2, 2014

failed tampon

A tampon that you think you've pushed all the way in so it stays in your vagina but actually you pull the applicator out and its still there.. mocking you.. covered in blood. Ew ew ew ew ew!

That was such a failed tampon. Fucking dud tampon, now I need a new one! What a waste of money...

by That was such a fail tampon. February 1, 2015

False-Spitting Dragon

While immersed in doggy style intercourse, one spits on their partners back to fake an orgasm and as their partner turns around they proceed to ejaculate on their face. The ultimate facial deception.

Sarah was so mad after I gave her the false-spitting dragon last night.

by airporteffect March 8, 2016

False Fag

A derogatory term used by homophobes to describe a person who has transitioned from being gay to straight.

"Did you hear about James? He's become straight again."
"That fucking false fag, I knew it all along!"

by RayDAWG69 November 14, 2018

False lie

Purposly claiming a known truth is a lie.

Jamie said that Minecraft doesn't exist but that is a false lie

by Melee1114 January 19, 2019