facebook 

only 50 year old moms use this to heart live, laugh, love pictures and the stupidly popular minion memes.

also if you have it and your like, 7, your parents were probably on crack and done with the world to let their child have any form of social media.

karen: "wow! this facebook meme is so funny!"

"your fucking retarded."

facebook by milkpuddl3s November 12, 2020

facebook 

1. to make a hard shoot in someones face

2. an expression you can read off sum1 face

3. a new expression for asking for head,blow job,knowledge,brains,neck,bj,

1. after a made basket in basketball yell out "FACEBOOK"

2. damn ya boy got that facebook right now he look like he gonna puke.

3. yo ma whats good with that facebook later

facebook by facebook.com May 9, 2006

Facebook 

A place for sharing information. Specifically for people who like yellow starbursts!

yo dawg i like facebook!

Facebook by yellowstarburst November 2, 2010

Facebook 

A hollow social media platform that is used for many very superficial, annoying, and addictive users to communicate on messages, post pictures and post comments about their personal lives numerous times daily that almost nobody doesn't give a crap about and users can face age or sex discrimination to minimize their chances of gaining a real-life job or increase their chances of getting fired from their jobs. To make matters worst, 50 million Facebook accounts were hacked, and were sold to corporate interests in the USA and even Russia to benefit from corrupted capitalism. In effect, multiple users deleted their Facebook permanently, and they are trying to sue and to incarcerate Mark Zuckerberg for violating their private information and fraudulence.

Facebook is going down as the most resented to destroy real-life social lives for everyone who are consuming it. Facebook needs to burn to the ground to restore our humanity within us, and to encourage more people to enjoy the outside world even it is more dangerous where a rapist or gunman is threatening people for dominance and have to urge to slay them out of hatred or greed. In all honesty, every social medias suck.

Facebook by TheUnknown21 January 27, 2020

Facebook 

The place where you finally get revenge on people who bothered you in the past.

(Directed at the teacher who called someone a know-it-all)
How is making a small statement supposed to be 'knowing everything?!

So that's getting revenge on Facebook.

Facebook by SomeoneNew October 18, 2012

Facebook 

"A stalker's dream come true" and a misanthrope's worst fears confirmed a thousandfold. Thankfully there is one redeeming quality: more porn is plaguing the site than ever. Because the cynics responsible for the rules are beginning to realize signing a terms of service without reading it is not going to affect anyone's inclination to watch or upload fucking twerk videos.

If you scoured the entire timeline of every user to ever exist on Facebook, you could fit the posts that contain any intellectual merit on a single flash drive, and most of them would be mine.

Facebook by TheManThatYouFear May 14, 2014

facebook 

When your mad at someone and you hit them in the face with a book

Matt was getting on my nerves so I facebooked him

facebook by the buyt November 12, 2014