Dylan

A motherfucking fatass that shits in the toilet and breaks the toilet. He is such a bitch.

Stop being a Dylan!

by Niqwr1848 March 8, 2019

Dylan

Has freckles, brown hair, loves mustang's, has 2 dogs, almost 6 feet tall, ladies man, average dick, born in september, and loves chinese food.

Dylan is perfect,... for dogs.

by DylanWilliams69420 September 11, 2020

Dylan

Pretty much a piece of poop in a toilet bowl

Yo your shit looks like dylan

by Mrs vantussele July 20, 2018

Dylan

Dylan is a guy that pulls every girl in lake nona . And has a really really big dick. Someone that would make guys go gay for

Dylan is fucking sexy as shit

by Jessia June 25, 2018

Dylan

Dylan is a little bitch if you see him punch him in the face and tell him fuck you

"hey Dylan fuck you"

by windaroo December 12, 2017

Dylan

Dylan is a guy who's super gay. He loves willy more than a duck loves water.

We don't judge Dylan for being gay.

by Yar Mouth August 10, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is a right old twat if you ever see one, deck the fucker.

This piece of shit sends unwanted penis pictures to women he has never met.

Not only that, but his penis looks like a deformed, festering baby carrot.

This fucker is known by his ex's as "Dylan the one thrust thot"

Person 1: "Hey see that Dylan wanker over there? Lets deck the cunt."

Person 2: "Hell yeah, lets crush his half inch hero"

by Uniwaffle July 30, 2019