doucherysm

a common yet often preventable medical condition that can occur when a douche is placed in a position that requires thinking beyond the most basic of decisions such as whether or not to get out of bed and what cereal to eat in the morning.

Oh look Jim is suffering from a doucherysm right now. I told him to let the counselor pick his college classes for him, but he never listens

by pendergastastic September 8, 2010

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Douche Law

An unspoken law of the universe, stating that attractive females are inherently drawn towards males of no purpose nor worth.

Chris Brown is such a douche bag, why the hell is Rihanna interested in him? Douche Law.

by 1410 December 23, 2011

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douchewasher

What some people might call a dishwasher, esp. when they truly hate to load & empty the thing.

Tom, it's your turn to load the douchewasher after dinner!

by Telephony September 7, 2013

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Douchebag Sandwich

When you are driving and stuck behind some a-hole going under the speed limit and have another a-hole tailgating you. Unfortunately, by being in the middle of this, means you too are a douchebag.

My ride to work sucked today, as I was once again in the middle of a Douchebag Sandwich.

by jamband October 17, 2014

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Douche Dormer

When you meet someone who is normal but goes from 0 to 100 on the douchebaggery scale when hanging out with another douche. Their douchiness is added on to an existing douche structure creating a whole new level of douchiness.

"Ted was fine until that douche yacht Tim came along, now Ted is just a douche dormer."

by Dillbox August 3, 2016

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