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Dookster

1. When something sucks super badly, used in a manner very similar to bullshit.

2. Used to refer to somebody that is as bad or worse than a pile of shit (dookie). Ideally the dookster should be referred to as such when he or she is present but should never find out that he or she is in fact the dookster. Bonus points if the dookster starts making jokes about "the dookster," not realizing that he or she is the dookster his or herself. If the dookster ever finds out that he or she is the dookster, sever all ties with the dookster immediately and never talk to the dookster again.

When joking about the dookster, it's proper to mention how the dookster does typical dookster things (most often making a dookie) and t make "the dookster" gesture, which looks like two thumbs up held close together and waved up and down in opposite directions.
1. Person A: I got an F on my science test!
Person B: Aww man, that's dookster!

2. Person A: I super fucking hate Ron.
Person B: Yeah, Ron sucks ballsack.
-Ron/The Dookster enters.-
Person A: Something smells like shit.
Person B (making the dookster gesture): It's probably the dookster, makin' a dookie!
Ron/The Dookster: Haha yeah guys, that dookster smells like shit...
Person A: Yeah, right.
Person B: The dookster is such a fucking retard.
Ron/The Dookster: Yeah he is!
Person A: You know it.
by lovesmesumcake December 9, 2008
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doomsday

birthday - bearing or being born of the day.
Happy doomsday!
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doopah

a fat ugly conceited dude who thinks that he is the shit, but is actually really stupid and annoying, and never gets any girls.
That greasy fat ass over their is such a doopah
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dooped

Haha! you just got dooped
by jordan fuentes December 5, 2003
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Doop

Poop. That's pretty much what it means.. Can be used as like "Aw doop!" Meaning "Aw crap!"
I just took a huge doop..
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doopdadoo

The name given to the cardboard cylindrical tube which resides within the toilet paper or paper towel roll, so named because of the sound that people make when they remove the empty cylinder and put it up to their mouths.
Much like the prize in a box of cracker jacks, I love to be the lucky person who uses the last piece of toilet paper so that I can emerge from the bathroom as a musician, demonstrating my skills on the doopdadoo.
by Lee C. Hentschel January 5, 2008
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Doop

Everyone will be afraid of me once I'm on doop.
by dmanzor September 1, 2009
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