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Upper Decker

When attending a persons home of who you dislike, take a shit in the toliet tank instead of the bowl. This is by far going out of the park and into the upperdeck where it will not be known until long after you depart their house.
When your wife makes you go to her boss's party who you would like to kill, go to the bathroom and leave him an Upper Decker and you'll know who the joke is really on.
by Noah Burnett May 9, 2006
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Baby Dicked

Having a penis the size of a baby's. The verb form of baby dick.
My girlfriend tells her friends that I'm baby dicked.
by Cocktail Sauce #0 April 16, 2009
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upper decker

To take a crap in the tank of someone's toilet and not flush afterwards. When the next person flushes your crap comes rushing into the bowl all broken apart. A lot will clog in the top. This is mean.
It was my last day of work, and a friday to boot...so I left an upper-decker in the men's room.
by Anonymous April 10, 2003
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dickerdoodle

A cookie in the shape of a penis. Has received the most notoriety on Penny Arcade with a yearly contest in where individuals are encouraged to post pictures of creating/enjoying the pastry.

Can also mean two or more men in a spa
These dickerdoodles are delicious!

No I don't want to get into the spa with you, it'll be like we are making dickerdoodle soup!
by ezdu March 13, 2010
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Dickenbocker

Noun: A total dick.

A dickenbocker excels in such talents as cutting you off on the highway, disrespecting your friends, walking away while you ask a question, or trying to steal your credit card number. It is customary to elect a Dickenbocker of the day to the person who most exemplifies these characteristics.

Regional note: In New England a dickenbocker is sometimes referred to as a dickerbocker.

Etymology: From the German phrase "Summieren Sie Dikkenbaachūr"
That dude just spilled his beer all over me and didn't say anything. What a dickenbocker.
by Maurice Dowdry November 26, 2009
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upper decker

To take a crap in the top section of one's toilet so that when it is flushed, poo water flows back into the bowl.
Every a-hole deserves an upper decker!
by King Flump April 10, 2003
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