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Defeculate

A word used to describe something fucked up beyond repair especially concerned with personal belongings.
"Man somebody fuckin defeculated that ride. I can't even tell what color it was."
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can't defend

exclamation used to signify that the opposing force or team is an utter failure in regards to anything and everything. a put down stating that they are inferior to you because you pwned them at something.
Yea, in chemistry class we got the answer right, the class can't defend.

I stole your french fries, you can't defend!
by Bauer Power October 26, 2005
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beat 'n' defeated

a redundant phrase, since each word can mean the same thing. however, due to its rhyming scheme, it seems to be a more definitive way of saying someone or something lost.
beat-you lost the tennis match 6-4, 6-4, 6-3 to a very good opponent.

defeated-you lost your previous match 6-3, 6-2, 6-2 to an average player.

beat and defeated-your kid brother won a match against you 6-0, 6-0, 6-0 even though he had spent the last week sick in bed with the flu and he wasn't wearing his glasses. this, my friends, means you were beat 'n' defeated. soundly.
by earpuller November 6, 2007
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Porn defection squad

A group of people who go around and talk to people and try to get them to defect from "normal" society and join the porn scene movement. They do the by telling them how great life is with all that free sex and inviting them to there orgies ect.
Lets go talk to that porn defection squad.
by Deep blue 2012 April 12, 2010
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defence mechanism

This is when a guy realises you have caught him cheating or telling lies.. he avoids you, your calls and makes everything seem like you are at fault.
He used defence mechanism on all his ex's.
by Mizboss March 21, 2017
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Defebration

A private (or sometimes non-private) celebration one partakes in when having immense relief from defecating, or finally being able to after bouts of constipation or disease.
During my defebration in Barnes 'n Noble, I must have flagged at least 8 books before I finished.
by Daerelict February 20, 2011
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Defecalize (Verb)

Defecalize (Verb)

"I gotta' go defecalize myself..."
by Quetzalcóatl's Ghost April 3, 2011
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