News Caster: The 14 car pile up resulted from an inattentive drive who was passing by "insert landmark here." Authorities say the accident was caused by careless Pix Driving.
by RaguTom January 27, 2011
The act of drunk driving as if you are in a formula 1 race. This often involves scaring pidestrians (especially children), reaching high speads very quickly, "causing a scene" on the road, hitting shit (especially curbs or poles ...classic Jer) and missing lights/intersections.
Aw fuck, Erin woke my ass up at 9am and said she needed a ride asap but i was fuckin gASSED so i ended up Jer Driving that bitch home (thank god for airbags).
by jono@partymansion May 09, 2008
When you're hitting it from behind, you grab her hair & bunch it up like a microphone, & scream ironic song lyrics in her ear. Then you run away like Axl Rose when he hears the ding of his burrito in the microwave.
by PunkRockGeek March 11, 2017
by Trucker 4 Life February 13, 2010
A "Drive to Fremont" is when a colleague craps on your suit on a beautiful Friday morning. Usually occurs when you should otherwise be at the farmer's market getting fish tacos.
I was finishing up court when John asked me to "Drive to Fremont." Totally ruined my Friday morning.
by Clarence Gideon January 17, 2014
This occurs when a person is stranded on a lonely figurative island of desperation by being disconnected from the internet and walks by a free wifi area (restaurant, home, cafe, etc...), and nonchalantly stands outside and mooches the wifi signal.
Ah sorry I'm late man, my internet is down again. I totally had to drive-by wifi that Cosi on the way over here.
by badassbootydrop July 07, 2010
1)
"Have you heard about Karen? She hit rock bottom!"
"Yeah, she sure drove her lemon hard."
2)
"What are you going to do with your life, son?"
"Well, I don't have anything going on these days, so I'll be driving the lemon for now!"
"I'm going to disinherit you."
"Have you heard about Karen? She hit rock bottom!"
"Yeah, she sure drove her lemon hard."
2)
"What are you going to do with your life, son?"
"Well, I don't have anything going on these days, so I'll be driving the lemon for now!"
"I'm going to disinherit you."
by TheIllusiveGuy November 24, 2019