Chuntle

Used to describe the way in which one laughs politely but not genuinely at something they do not find funny in the least

His comment was so unfunny I had to chuntle to make him feel like he had made a joke.

by isaac274 January 26, 2015

Chuntering

The art of talking for the sakes of filling awkward silences

I've said what I've needed to say so I'm just chuntering on now

by Tim "Timmay" B March 17, 2016

Counter Cocked

You (a man) take off your pants to show off your goods. She responds by showing hers. Uh-oh. Looks like she's not a she at all, and it's bigger than yours. Guess what? You just got counter cocked.

Jimmy knew he was about to have a long night when she lifted her skirt and counter cocked him by a multiple of three.

by Mo_Shift_Fo October 16, 2016

Counter facial

When you Try to give a woman a facial but she catches the spunk in her mouth and spits it in your face instead.

Fuck sake bro I was gonna cum on her fave but she did a counter facial

by SpasticWanker June 23, 2019

counter doxxing

When you dox someone who dox you or your friends

Person1: Man do I hate counter doxxing

Person2: Then don’t dox any one

by Jumping pluto January 20, 2021

Countdown Daddy

An ugly frail waste of space that ends up hated by anyone they meet.
If they don’t bore you to death first with their incessant bragging or pathetic displays of masculinity.

That bloke Damien is an absolute Countdown Daddy isn’t he?

by Rachie Rhi Rhi March 28, 2021

counter attack fart

When you’re going down on your girl and she farts in your mouth. Suck in the fart. Go back up to kiss her and once your mouth is on hers blow the coochie poof back into her mouth. Now you’re in control.

She tried to hit me with the coochie poof. So I counter attack farted in her mouth.

by This Dude 101 May 16, 2021