Costa Rican Bacon Wrap

To wrap raw bacon around an erect penis then putting a condom on over it to have sexual intercourse.

I was going to bang this chick for the first time, however I was afraid she would make fun of my small penis, so I Costa Rican Bacon Wrap my penis and gave her a awesome 4 minutes!

by Tincup123 October 30, 2011

custard pillow

A baked culinary delight.

Matt makes the most delightful custard pillows.

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003

Custard soup

The mixture of semen and piss in a bowl that is then slurpped up by a dirty whore.

Damn that bitch slurpped all that custard soup and even asked for seconds

by ericbumfluff September 9, 2010

Custard Hole

When ones butthole is the consistency of custard from being ULTRA Punished

"I fucked this ho last night but dam she had a custard hole"

by Ultra Ninja January 23, 2018

Custard Donut

Slang for anally cumming in somebody so it looks like custard oozing out of a donut.

“Oh man Aedan, I gave Natasha a custard donut last night it was fantastic!”

by DrPewnLuver October 1, 2018

Custard Roulette

A game consisting of 5 people and a car in which 4 are blindfolded and each are standing by a door handle. The 5th person randomly chooses a door handle and nuts on it once completed the 4 blindfolded people grab their door handle at the same time leaving one with man custard on their hand

Hey guys wanna play Custard Roulette with my moms car?

by TheeCustardSlinger June 24, 2020

Custard Cranny

A glory hole located in the bathroom of popular fast food chain Culver’s

Howdy there Garrett, want to meet me at the custard cranny so I can give you my flavor of the day?

by CameronMitchell612 March 15, 2021