Definitions by CameronMitchell612

Kalal conundrum 

When you facetiously offer someone sexual favors to thank someone and then they take you up on it, putting you in an awkward situation

Person 1: Thank you for bailing me out, I owe you a blowie. Haha

Person 2: I got you, how does Thursday sound?

Person 1: ……..

Person 2: I see you’ve gotten yourself into the Kalal conundrum

Kalal conundrum by CameronMitchell612 April 1, 2023

Melktastrophe 

A catastrophe that would have been avoidable with a basic level of organization and communication.

Hey dad, I forgot to plan the event for tomorrow.

Oh no! This is a complete melktastrophe

Melktastrophe by CameronMitchell612 March 15, 2021

Custard Cranny 

A glory hole located in the bathroom of popular fast food chain Culver’s

Howdy there Garrett, want to meet me at the custard cranny so I can give you my flavor of the day?

Custard Cranny by CameronMitchell612 March 15, 2021