craptallica

craptallica is a bad term used by metallica bashers

John: OMG METALLICA KICKS ASS!
Mike: yeah right, more like craptallica
John: hey, everyone has a right to their own opinion

by Deltantor May 22, 2005

Craptastic

When an event occurs making the situation fantastic for one person and bad for the other.

We had a real Craptastic situation on our hands.
I finished,she didn't.

by thatkidanthony January 13, 2009

cryptosporidium

A major water related infection, Parasitic Disease

This man is suffering from cryptosporidiosis

by Mike Doyer January 26, 2004

cryptster

See: a very old hipster - too old for the practice. He or she has not given up the fight to listen to bands that nobody cares about, on vinyl. Often says "this is REALLY FUCKING ELECTRONIC!". Was spotted at an Elvis Costello concert wearing a brimmed hat. Ruins plastic rimmed glasses for everyone. Has an STD, probably.

There were so many cryptsters at the Pixies show we ran out of PBR by song three.

by Dr. Daffodil April 23, 2008

Crapters

Purposefully brief chapters within a novel that can be read to completion during a bowel movement giving the reader a sense of accomplishment.

Dude, even with my attention deficit and high fiber diet I tore through my assigned reading in like three days because this book was only 12 crapters.

by Lingua Franco March 27, 2011

clypt

A snippet of news/text with a picture (usually a boob or crotch shot) that entices you to click on the story. Also known as click bait

shit that clypt makes me wanna fap

by JimmyShatCorn November 19, 2015

m****cript

An all-purpose swearing-substitute, usually used by Myst fans.

From RivenGuild, where the language filter was so sensitive that it bleeped out a-n-u-s from "manuscript."

What the m****cript!? I can't play Uru!

by Korora February 11, 2004