Crapperjacked

When a person is about to go to the bathroom and someone else sits down first.

I walked into the bathroom to take a dump, but before I could get my pants down I was crapperjacked by my toddler.

by HappyPoopersAreHappyPeople May 27, 2016

copper throat

When you dip your dick in caramel and your girlfriend gives you head.

After the picking her up at the bar, we stopped by the CVS where she picked up a Twix bar, which of course I didn't think anything of, until we got back to her place and we were doing our thing, and she broke it over my dick and dripped the caramel onto the shaft and then sucked it and when she was finished she told me, "that what's called a 'Copper Throat," and then I knew true love.

by AmyMeghahertz January 20, 2018

choppers

Yellow, leather, insulated mittens from Minnesota.

Origin: Motorcyclists eager to get their bikes out after a long Minnesota winter would head out of state on their bikes wearing these yellow mittens for warmth. They would show up in the warmer climates still wearing their mittens and out of towners started calling the yellow mittens "choppers" in reference to both their bikes and winter weather gear.

Out of towner biker: Nice yellow gloves dickhole!

Minnesota biker:They're not gloves they're choppers you vagina monologue.

by MKUltra64 January 31, 2018

copper bucket

Apparently a derogatory term for poor people.

"Hey bro, I'd love to go to the movies but I don't have the money right now."
"Sucks for you-you copper bucket."

by stopcallingmeanazi March 1, 2018

Copper Ranch

Substance that drips out of the anus after ejaculation has happened inside the rectum during anal sex.

You should probably check there is no copper ranch before you toss someone's salad.

by Urbanscholar48 May 24, 2018

copperjackson

A dumb shit who can’t go to the toilet without his phone in one have and vodka in the other.

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by CopperJackson April 18, 2019

cwopper

A mysterious word created by SpartanOfTheApex. No one will ever know what it means. It is commonly used by SpartanOfTheApex in multiple Discord servers.

Also anyone who is trying to figure it out will find no other definition. Not even you discord mods.

Shut up cwopper.

by SpartanOfTheApex May 17, 2019