condilingus

a nickname for Secutary of State Condiliza Rice created by Dave Chapplle

Condilingus Rice sounds like a Mexican dish

by The Boys name is rasputin April 11, 2007

candied cunt

forcing a girl put fun dip in her cunt before eating her out in order to enhance the flavor of her beef flaps.

I ate out Bo's candied cunt last night.

by cunt slayer December 16, 2005

armstrong air condition

In a motor vehicles, cooling the inside by rolling down the windows or putting down the top.

I only have armstrong air conditioning.

by Sam Colt July 11, 2006

Candice

a word when someone is about to say a funny joke

“knock knock”

“who’s there?”

“candice” “candice who?!”

candice “” fit in yo mouth☹️

by violet_frogg May 4, 2021

Candice

Someone I don't know.

I do not know who is candice.
And that will never ever be false.

Never be false.

hi

sum1 : hey kid wanna know who's candice?

kid : ok but who's candice?

sum1 : bruh

by someone else thats not u fan October 6, 2021

Cotton Candy Candidate

Barack Hussein Obama - Presidential candidate that is all sweet and fluffy. He makes you feel good, but his words have no real substance.

Barack is the Cotton Candy Candidate.

by MOPNB May 12, 2008

candidate

A candidate is the prospective recipient of an award or honor or a person seeking or being considered for some kind of position.

A sweat-inducing fecal discharge you enter in to the Poop of the Year competition, usually characterized by teeth-grinding, hole burning and otherwise uncomfortable toilet sitting.
Afterward; a sense of transcendence and accomplishment followed by peace and happiness/better fitting pants.

Sarah Palin

Bob: Dude you OK?

You: Yeah, I just dropped off a candidate at the ballot box

Bob: Candidate? For what?

You: Poop of the Year

by Redeye Knight July 22, 2009