cockscanner

noun; a person (male or female) who stares at men's genital areas to determine penis size. generally used as a put down
usually applied to homosexual men

that dude at the bar is a total cockscanner

by porkrind February 6, 2008

Cum of Duty: Black Cocks

this is an all new high-tech video game created by a bunch of 8th graders. the gun? oh its a penis. The power-up? CUMSHOT!!!

Cum of Duty: Black Cocks is my favorite video game!!!

by gee uh April 29, 2022

Cockussion

Where a guy hits somebody over the head with his penis and it knocks the person into a daze.

That chick bit his dick when she was giving him head so he whipped out his cock and gave her a cockussion.

by Jarvass May 9, 2009

Cockist

Male equivalent to a feminist

What a cockist pig that guy is!

by the_sidewinder October 8, 2005

Eyebrow Cocks

The play on words meaning eyebrows having actual genitals, instead of cocking your eyebrows.

Supine had his eyebrow cocks all over me.

by johngname September 22, 2011

Big fat cocks

Literally all that matters.

I don't think it matters.

You know it matters but you don't care because you're not the one that has to be a second class citizen. Big fat cocks are all that matter and you're a whore.

by Hym Iam August 6, 2021

cockass

an annoying homosexual that tries to act straight in front of you when you're around other peopl, but once he gets you alone he makes moves on you and tries to put his cock in your ass

Lavely, get the fuck away from me. You are being such a cockass. You always try to get me up the ass whenever we're alone. Queer.

by john5566666666 October 29, 2009