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let Jesus out of the capsule

The act of performing much needed bowel movements to alleviate the buildup of fecile matter. The pressure differential after the act results in a heavenly feeling with minimal flatulence.
I'm sorry I made us miss our flight, but that was the first time let Jesus out of the capsule in three days and I was enjoying every second of it.
by SatelliteDaddy June 2, 2010
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Capsize

"Where's Tim?"
"He capsized last week, he's in the hospital"
by mysnsucksass December 9, 2008
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Caps Lock

Description: It is a button on the keyboard next to the 'a'.
Use: If pressed, it makes every letter that you type into all caps. Some people on the internet use it to emphasize a person's statement.
Caps Lock is th button on the keyboeard above it is the tab. The one below it is shift.
TOMMY THAT'S NOT NICE! That sentence would universally be translated as yelling, even without the exclamation point at the end.
by Mistymuffin8 December 23, 2008
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Clamps

(1)To put pressure on someone. Unrelenting pressure like that of inescapable clamps.
(2)To literally place your robotic clamps on someone or something.
A. The bop' was still tryna act like she didn't have my money so I put the clamps on her n shook her down fo' it!
B. The Celtics put the clamps da Lakers 112-86 son !
C. "He's champin' for a clampin'." - Clamps, Futurama
D. "Gee, you think? You think that maybe I should use these clamps that I use every single day at every opportunity? shouting You're a freaking genius, you idiot!" - Clamps, Futurama
by jackpotATX June 16, 2011
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Claes Mamma

Claes Mamma is a expression of saying in sweden.
It comes from yo mama yokes.
The meaning is litteraly anything.
-I own you so hard!
Claes Mamma
-Ohh, i guess you are right :(
by SweWolf October 19, 2006
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clams

DJ: I just wanna go out there and find some clams.
by Blue Mazohizumu July 28, 2005
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Clamshell

Clamshell
This is when a girl thinks she is being nice by giving you a hand job, but actually hurts you by placing her fingers up and down on the head of the penis causing extreme irritation.
Joey: Lets go into the bathroom.
Rachael: Ok Joey.
Gets intimate(in a bathroom)
Joey: AHhhHHH, what the fuck are you doing? I'm leaving.

Michael: So how was rachael after all?
Joey: It hurt like hell.
Michael: Please tell me she did not clamshell you...
Joey: She did, oh she did.
by VegaStuff March 5, 2008
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