dick chips

dikchip
-noun
Chips that have been contaminated by someone who puts their hand in the bag after going to the bathroom, WITHOUT washing their hands.

Stay away from the Cheetos, unless you like dick chips!

by Kipui December 8, 2006

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Stale chips

Nouns; Flakes of dried sperm--always containing entwined pubic hairs and/or smegma (optional)--that exfoliate from the pubic region or undergarment, hours after a sexual encounter.

Your Mom has a full bag of stale chips.

by Isss me March 25, 2009

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j-flo chapstick

a term used for the act of ejaculating onto a womans lips and rubbing the seman on the lips with the tip of the penis like chapstick.

last night i gave liz a j-flo chapstick she loved it

by j-flo himself April 3, 2009

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Chubsteak

1. slang for male genetalia
2. a satisfying blow job for both parties
2. a thick sandwich that someone is eating

if you say that again, you shall face my mighty, towering chubsteak!

by JoDW March 6, 2010

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A person (usually female) who appears attractive at first glance, but is discovered later to be slightly to rather overweight depending on how effectively she is chubsmuggling. This can be accomplished with clothing, optical illusions, magic, and impaired or inebriated initial observation.

A: Yo, check HER out!
B: Take another look bro, she's a chubsmuggler.

by Connor Law Simons December 5, 2011

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