Catholocism

A very large and powerful cult.

Catholocism will fuck your mind, boy. And the priests will fuck your ass.

by Reasoner July 7, 2009

Catholic High

A Catholic school in Virginia Beach, commonly refered to as 'Catholic' or 'CHS'.
Known for a strict dress code, the banning of grinding and its high percentage of Catholic students.
Also

"Catholic Student 1: Yo, did you know we have mass in the gym tomorrow?
Catholic Student 2: Great! We get out of English class early."
"Student 1: This Catholic High dance be lame.
Student 2: Is lame. This Catholic High dance IS lame.
Student 1: Whatev.
Student 2: Maybe you should spend more time in English class and less time at mass."

by newfangled January 10, 2008

Catholic Birth Control

Having anal sex as a way of birth control.

I don't want to burn in hell for using a condom, lets use catholic birth control.

by D Man! February 3, 2012

Catholocism

A particular virulent strain of the Christianity disease which causes more violent symptoms, including delusions, arrogance, hatred of other religions and homosexuals, and a strange heady feelings that patients describe as "faith" or "the holy spirit."

Man: Can you tell me what is wrong with me?
Doctor: I'm sorry. You've come down with Christianity. There is no cure.
Man: Dear God! How bad is it?
Doctor: It is probably too late. It's advanced into full-scale Catholocism.
Man: At least I will have faith.

by alpPDCjr12 April 9, 2009

trinity catholic high school

everyone who goes there is an idiot and everyone in Stamford and local areas know it. People who go there attended St. Cecilia's, Holy Spirit, Our Lady Star of the Sea, Sacred Heart, and for middle school they went to Trinity Catholic Middle School (aka St. Gabriel's). People who go there are retarded but think they are really smart. They also think it is actually a good school.

The best college anyone ever gets into from Trinity Catholic High School is Boston College.

by anonymouspersonshhh January 20, 2009

Saint David Catholic School

I school in Davie Florida that is falling apart, has a terrible staff, and a principle that is said to use the tuition money on her taxes.

Guy 1: Don't you feel sorry for that kid that has to go to Saint David Catholic School?
Guy 2: Yeah. I hear the walls are falling apart.

by Espio March 26, 2010

Catholic Method

The preferred Catholic approved birth control.
The method of withdrawal satisfies the criteria for natural birth control.

aka Pulling out

Craig that chic says she thinks shes pregnant, How could that be?

Dude, there is no way, I used the Catholic Method and skeeted all over her.

by mahtalghanim January 4, 2011