Cactus Thing

Another name use for the pokemon Cacnea. Indicates respect.

All hail Cactus Thing.

by The Cactus Thing Fan Club December 10, 2004

Go fuck yourself with a cactus

It means to shove a cactus up your ass or cunt or whatever the fuck you have they're telling you to the nearest cactus and then fuck it

1.Somebody's being extremely obnoxious go fuck yourself with a cactus
2. Someone wants try playing a very cancer game like that stupid cat Pictionary you say how about we play this game it's called go fuck yourself with a cactus the rules are simple go fuck yourself with a cactus
3. Somebody asks you how would you like to do something very stupid
You say how would you like to go fuck yourself of a cactus

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 February 26, 2018

Cactus Grease

When cum is sploogin out of a girl's vagina, like a cactus splooges out of it's little hole.

My dick grew twice the size when I saw that cactus grease.

by Scruff Muff McGruff October 27, 2011

Cactus Whip

To slap somebody with a cactus. Because the cactus spines have a toxin in them, doing this enough will have the victim puking. Can also be done by curb-stomping their face/body into a cactus. May be used alongside a Mexican Tattoo

I'm gonna drive that bastard out into the desert and cactus whip him till he takes back what he said.

by Rusty Unycorn June 29, 2011

cacks

A beautiful women you want to have sex with.

That girl with the big knockers is cacks

by magnoliastudent May 29, 2011

Cactus

The perfect dildo.

Friend: "Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough!"

Me: *Pulls out a cactus*

by Tehfuckedherrightinthepussyguy June 13, 2014

cockus

a dum ass..someone that dosen't make sense..or is just tryna be funny

y u gotta b such a cockus??

by 1Estrella January 3, 2009