Clutch Flush

When your toilet flushes itself after appearing to be clogged, coming through in the clutch.

I took a dump last night and tried to flush. The water level rose so I thought I was screwed, but I gave it a second and it clutch flushed.

by RPEarl June 1, 2010

Double Clutch

While sitting on the toilet and having so much shit come out that you have to flush once for the poo and a second time for the toilet paper.

After eating Mongolian stir fry last night I had to double clutch this morning.

by Tan Can February 25, 2011

CLITCOPTER

a womans clit that makes ur dick feel all chopped up after a session of rough sex with the whore.

wow your mom sure gave me the clitcopter last night, i cant even feel my dick...ouchie

by kingaaron October 20, 2006

Cliche

A concept a depressed person likes to use to decribe their lack of joy for life and anything in it. A concept to keep you buying more and more products and to keep searching for endless thrills till you end up an empty shell; till you have nothing more to enjoy because.... well... everything is so cliche. Like the word narcissist it is over used to encompass everything.

Angela: I love you!!
depressed person: Oh, that is so Cliche, I wouldn't be caught dead repying with "i love you"..... are we on a tv set now with celine dion?

BoB: I just bought these nike air shoes
John: don't be such a try hard, that is so 'yesterday' already.

by escape the matrix December 13, 2012

chitch

Someone who is gay, in any sense of the word.

"Martin, you're 35% chitch!"

by John Smith December 7, 2003

Clutch Cakes

okay so clutch is like... "coming through in the clutch." something helpful, especially at a time of distress or just when something is needed. So lets say your at a party and it goes dry, and your friend walks in with a bunch of alki. You can say, that was so clutch! or even better... u can just say.. "Clutch Cakes." Cakes being the term of grandiosity and even being "sweet". i guess. so its better than just being clutch.
Also can describe when Cup Cakes are phenomenally delicious.

save the day

So lets say your at a party and it goes dry, and your friend walks in with a bunch of alki. You can say, that was so clutch! or even better... u can just say.. "Clutch Cakes."

by sarahmonsterrr October 30, 2010

clitcher

a boy who is only good for one thing, ... to deal with that itch on your clit that you just cant quite scratch on your own

dude its not like im gonna dat ehim he's a clitcher

by saywhosayswhat April 1, 2010