Booking Up

When one engages in sex chat via facebook chat. Oftentimes dirty pictures are exchanged as one describes the details of the fantasy sexual encounter. If one so chooses, participants may masturbate while doing the one handed typing/clicking move typical of online porn perusing.

"Dude, I totally booked up with my ex last night. It was hot." "I didn't know that booking up was cheating!" "My mom totally walked in on me when I was booking up with Susie."

by muzykchik January 3, 2010

Booning the conversation

when a few people are carrying on a casual conversation about a predetermined topic, and a friend who isn't paying attention intentionally tries to steer the convo in a completely different random and possibly embarrassing direction.

Bob - How much overtime did you get this week?
Tom - Only two hours. Sucks cuz I have bills due.
Bob - Plus Christmas is coming up.
Tom - yeah.
Dave - Yeah, so I wasn't impressed by Avatar at all.
Tom - Thanks for booning the conversation, dude.

by TheNoltenator August 27, 2010

Boopanism

The best religion known to the human race, it has been created by our lord and savior Boop.

Dude 1: "Hey man, what religion do you believe in?"
Dude 2: "I believe in Boopanism my dude!

by BoopTheGod October 3, 2016

bologna bopping

It's another word for jerking off

last night I was bologna bopping to your sister

by Timmyoes March 1, 2017

Jungle booking

The act of scratching/massaging your back on an object such as the corner of a wall or a tree. Similar to Baloo, while he sings Bear Necessities in the movie Jungle Book.

Damn bro, sorry for jungle booking on the corner of your pantry.

You jungle booking son of a bitch.

by 2 shoes June 11, 2017

WiFi booming

When you shove a bunch of fire crackers into a router, light them and proceed to shove it up someone’s ass.

I love it when I’m sitting in my bed and my boyfriend Grabs the router and some firecrackers and starts WiFi booming me

by Spaceman4578 March 1, 2018

Boofing

Slang native to the Washington DC area, describing when a woman's vagina may not be P.H. Balanced, therefore resulting in her pussy having a rather pungent odor.

(EX) Person 1: Wassup Son, I saw you leave the club with that broad last night, did you fuck her?

Person 2: he'll nah son, she was boofing like shit.
Her pussy smelled like Zoo Dirt.

by @41ZoneEnt March 4, 2013