Orlando bloom

The hottest guy on earth. Kind, sweet, handsome, a talented actor, and if you don't like him. it's all fine by me. But you still doesn't have to insult him or his fans, because that only tells that you're jealouse because you could NEVER be like him. Orlando has tons of fans, who aren't just a bunch of stupid, fat and ugly schoolgirls, but great and lovely persons!

Orlando Bloom has stolen my heart.

by Trish* April 4, 2005

bloom

(verb) the act of gaping a woman's anus so much that when you pull out, her innards literally 'bloom' out of her like a flower opening it's pedals. also referred to as an ass tulip.

"That chick didn't just get gaped, I made that ass bloom!"

by billy trinkets April 30, 2009

Bloomington Peek-a-boo

the sexual act of wrapping a womens face in saran wrap and taking a crap in their face so they feel the warm moisture of your shit, the unexpectedly poke a hole in the saran wrap so all of the anal discharge flushes into her mouth

Lisa got the 'ol Bloomington Peek-a-boo last night

by Nowlin April 29, 2008

Bloomitis

Turns out this sick nasty disease surfaced sometime on October 15th 1985. This rare condition not only attacks alcohol dehydrogenase, it accounts for drinks that you imagined drinking. The symptoms are easy to identify. The afflicted host will act excessively drunk, try to leave parties on new year's eve to hang with chicks in a different town, get dry humped in jacuzzi bathtubs, get knob jobs from the heinous spawn of lucifer, and disappear to do work in the lavish lobby of your local Holiday Inn. The Bill and Melinda Gates foundation has provided 3 billion dollars to research this horrible affliction, but no cure is visible within the near future. Stephen Hawking proposed the Quantum Black Vortex of Drinking Theorem, which states that claiming to and not letting anyone see you drink 22 'biers' can induce the same level of alcoholic euphoria present after someone pounds 15 shots of Wolfschmidt in 12 minutes. Turns out that this disease is communicable and can survive in the air for excess of 15 months. Just this past Wednesday, Brian exhibited extreme symptoms after only 3 beers. He attained level 4 Bloomitis, just below level 5, which only occurs in one person, claiming to say that his tolerence is lower now, such that he can start feeling "it" after only 8 beers in 15 minutes. Basically, Chris and Alex get ridiculous after only a few drinks and claim they had about "18 nasty shots of Jaeger after the sweet 30 rack of IceHouse"

Daniel-"How many beers did you have Brian, that is, after I passed out in the mulch?"
Brian-"Shit man, I don't know. But Shrek 2 towels are pretty sick"
Ryan-"GNARLY brah. you like got intense as shit level 4 bloomitis. Sup Kapanen"
Alex-"Get the fuck outta here, Hermione. Just get with Ron"
Kyle-"Yeah, Bloomitis fucking parking garage tickets"
Michael-"I mean shit Fleur. Your loyalty to Bill is stronger than my Patronus"
Chris-"Come on man, close the door. Kim, don't get with me"

by Magic Tickle Michael Ice July 28, 2008

bloom

verb (used with an object)

to ejaculate on someone.

Note: "full bloom" refers to ejaculating directly on someone's face.

"Dude, he full bloomed her last night."

by sammalone9 April 19, 2009

bloomers

a variation on the whole shaped bread product. often over sized bread rolls, breadcakes or baps. Or an undersized loaf. British use mainly.

"go to the bakers and get a couple of bloomers"

by ghostly wanderer January 17, 2008

bloomington,cali.

a city close to fontana,california with the smallest possible population. all of the 7-8th graders go to bloomington middle school,all of the 9-12 graders go to bloomington high school. a large bridge connects the rest of bloomington to bms and bhs on the other side.

where do yoe live

bloomington,cali.

by saucy phion lion May 10, 2011