Preposterous Battle

A battle where two or more friends compete to use the most instances of the words preposterous or preposterously.

"It is preposterously preposterous how preposterously preposterous this preposterously preposterous Preposterous Battle is, and it is preposterously preposterous when people say preposterous, preposterously, or preposterously preposterous in a preposterously long sentence.

by International June 26, 2013

Battery Battle

A challenge for only the greatest (and horniest) men on Earth. A not so easy task awaits you.
The rules are simple:
1. You have your phone at 5%
2. The phone is not charging (no power saving mode)
3. Your screen brightness is all the way up
4. You have to nut before your phone dies

Good luck men.

My phone's gonna die, gotta do the Battery Battle.
James is so weak, he lost in the Battery Battle.

by Pink Fairy Armadillo November 22, 2018

Squad battles

1. A place where neeks gather because they cannot play real people, they find solitude in beating a fucking computer on beginner difficulty.

2. Like division rivals but for those with no friends and lots of time.

“Did you see Charlie playing squad battles?”

“Eww what a nonce”

by Div_rivals_gang October 12, 2020

fortnite battle pass

fortnite battle pass yea i just shit out my ass booting up my pc cuz i need me to get that fortnite battle pass
*gunshot*

i wouldent try and get the fortnite battle pass

by Nice one Perma March 16, 2022

Boof Battle

You attach a straw from your butthole to a strippers butthole and fart cocaine back and forth

“Hey man check it out! Pube Pirate and Buff Bucket are on the bar having a boof battle!”

by 3tbspOfgravy March 18, 2022

Fortnite Battle Royale

Its like a video game, a battle royale.
you like shoot people and like build sometimes.

"Fortnite Battle Royale"
"oh yeah cool man"

by SillySausage42 September 1, 2022

Fat Finger Battle

Type words on a mobile Phone with mistakes, because of the tiny touchpad, and having a hard time correcting them, typo's so to say.

haha silky woman/man, uff... see, already a ffb "fat finger battle"? that was supposed to mean "silly".

by surasak86 June 5, 2014