Hard-Boiled Surprise

To be in a state of sleep or slumber, and then awakened by being struck with hard boiled eggs in a pelting manner.

Yo last night we hit up Jim with a hard-boiled surprise.

by Bacon Steve July 5, 2006

anus boils

hemrrhoids

sitting on the toilet too long can cause anus boils to fall out of ones butt.

by Jessie December 30, 2002

Boiled Owls

A night-owl radio operator who has been operating all night until morning or routinely does so. Often aged, but not always, and unlike the unrelated description of a female human, this definition has little to do with appearance other than that it may be disheveled and more to do with a ragged state of body and mind. "Boiled" ostensibly due to heat and radiation from the transmitter(s) as well as suffering the effects of excessive coffee and cigarettes. An official image of a Boiled Owl exists on the cover of December 1923 "QST" magazine.

The "Order of Boiled Owls": The official order of same. A limited and specific club of amateur radio operators in New York. Specialty is contests and "DXCC". Call sign KW2O, meets monthly in members homes, membership limited to about 15 persons as that is what can fit in a typical home. No doubt of the kind who stay up all night feverishly operating high powered radio equipment in order to make as many "contacts" as possible.

Harry felt like a Boiled Owl after operating all night to Australia.

The radiomen were a bunch of Boiled Owls after operating that global disaster for 27 hours straight.

by The Secondary Weasel April 23, 2011

Boilup

A cheap way of eating usually last nights left overs put in a pot and boiled up usually very fattening and greasy. Originated in England but used today in New Zealand by the Native Maori.

This Boilup is CHOICE !!!!!!

by Alllias July 9, 2007

boiling the frog

A term used to describe the action of authorities in exacerbating the conditions of an event intended to scare the population into not doing anything rash (like voting out politicians) because of a fear factor.

Weather authorities are predicting EXTREME and UNPRECEDENTED weather conditions today, with highs of over 43 degrees centigrade. (in actual fact the temperature never went past 36 degrees centigrade, so the authorities had been boiling the frog)

by Bigpeteoz January 7, 2013

2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

Balls, testicles, sac, scotum

Man she massaged my balls like 2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

by Guy June 18, 2006

Hard Boiled

An unrespected user on the gamefaqs message boards. He is well known for pretending to be an adult, a party animal and rich. Often times in his posts he uses large words which he uses wrong and sometimes misspells. He pretends to know everything and that is why many on the star wars galaxies message board refer to him as an ass.

I was talking to hard boiled today and it didn't take by 2 posts and he was already insulting my intelligence.

by Joshjr July 9, 2006