Mr. Chang: Oh let me get this one.
Mr. Lee: No, no. You paid last time, it's my turn.
Mr. Chang: Back off son or I'm about to start an Asian scene.
Put away wallet Xue Ling or mama will make Asian scene!
Mr. Lee: No, no. You paid last time, it's my turn.
Mr. Chang: Back off son or I'm about to start an Asian scene.
Put away wallet Xue Ling or mama will make Asian scene!
by J5T June 13, 2011

The act of driving horribly with little regard to those drivers around them. Typically characterized by weaving, sudden lane changes, lack of signaling, too slow or more than likely, too fast. Generally the driver, if seen, is a woman of any age and of Asian decent performing the act of using a cell phone to talk and/or text, apply makeup, drink an espresso latte, etc. Such drivers are nearly always driving a Lexus or some other expensive car, and many drive expensive, large SUV's like an Escalade or Hummer.
Dude, watch out for that big white Escalade with the driver who looks the size a 5 year old, she is most definitely driving Asian!
by Mahogany Ride August 22, 2007

Guy: Did you hear she's dating Peng?
Girl: Haha, well I guess she has a thing for that Asian persuasion.
Girl: Haha, well I guess she has a thing for that Asian persuasion.
by Itsthatgirl April 29, 2012

Asian Americans are generally stereotyped as model minorities. Census information tends to show that they excel as a group in educational attainment, careers, annual income, etc. However, this information is skewed, as Asian groups tend to do far better than others. While the Japanese, Koreans, Chinese, East Indians and Pakistanis tend to be at the higher end, there are many Asian groups that don't tend to do so well and do not match with the model minority myth.
These Asians can be called in slang "ghetto Asians", and they generally include Cambodians, Vietnamese, Filipinos, Laotians and Hmong. These groups tend to be poorer, more likely to be affiliated in gangs and do not have the same attainment levels in education, career and income.
Obviously this is changing quickly with generations, seeing as many of these "ghetto Asians" came here as refugees or are the descendents of refugees.
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Also, the term "ghetto Asian" can be coined for any Asians that act, dress or live a "ghetto" style.
These Asians can be called in slang "ghetto Asians", and they generally include Cambodians, Vietnamese, Filipinos, Laotians and Hmong. These groups tend to be poorer, more likely to be affiliated in gangs and do not have the same attainment levels in education, career and income.
Obviously this is changing quickly with generations, seeing as many of these "ghetto Asians" came here as refugees or are the descendents of refugees.
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Also, the term "ghetto Asian" can be coined for any Asians that act, dress or live a "ghetto" style.
Sure we have Latino gangs, but believe it or not we have tons of ghetto Asians that are in gangs too.
Li likes to talk and dress like a rapper, he's a ghetto Asian.
Li likes to talk and dress like a rapper, he's a ghetto Asian.
by David Juica July 1, 2007

A woman of Asian descent usually:
1) Stereotyped to be a nymphomaniac by the general populace
2) Seen with a white man as opposed to an Asian man - it is the most common interracial relationship
3) Shorter in stature than the average white or black woman especially in America
4) Possessing yellowish to light brown skin that many pale white women or dark black girls envy
5) Possessing impeccably straight hair that once again is envied by both white and black women
6) Stereotyped as hard-working, soft spoken and loyal - true only to a certain extent
1) Stereotyped to be a nymphomaniac by the general populace
2) Seen with a white man as opposed to an Asian man - it is the most common interracial relationship
3) Shorter in stature than the average white or black woman especially in America
4) Possessing yellowish to light brown skin that many pale white women or dark black girls envy
5) Possessing impeccably straight hair that once again is envied by both white and black women
6) Stereotyped as hard-working, soft spoken and loyal - true only to a certain extent
Cindy is such a hot Asian girl; just look at her luscious light brown skin and straight black hair!
Mai is your typical Asian girl; she's petite, takes up medicine and is dating a white guy
Mai is your typical Asian girl; she's petite, takes up medicine and is dating a white guy
by ss69 November 23, 2007

An A-. Many traditional Asian households are known to be stricter when it comes to education. An A- in these traditional Asian households is the equivalent of the average American's F.
by muahhahhahhahhhaha October 5, 2011

a force so strong it could knock any non-asian over! these powers may include, super hotness, super smartness, exceptional athletic ability, exceptional talent in the arts, wonderful music skills, the ability to solve a rubiks cube in less than three minutes, the swiftness of a cat, a memory like an elephant... sometimes these powers are used for evil.
with his super asian powers, he lept over the building in a superhot way to do a math problem that would save the girl from a speeding train. this requires cat like swiftness.
by dinosaurkitty December 10, 2003
