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Dutch abortion

An abortion in which the father, or man that the woman convinces is the father, go in 50/50 on the cost of her abortion.
Man: "How much is the procedure, $300?"
Woman: "Yeah"
Man: "I’ve only got $150, lets do a Dutch abortion."
by DigitalPaladin10 April 28, 2006
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Abortion

What right-wing republican dumbasses think is legalized murder.
republican- "Pray to stop abortion"
me- "Go preach at church"
by Jeff January 12, 2007
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Aborphan

N. an aborted fetus, who, through the miracles of modern science, is brought to term. Only to live a life of despondence due to the knowledge of having been both aborted and orphaned.
you are ugly. and you are an aborphan
by King Sutton July 23, 2011
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Aborption

Performing an abortion yourself by absorbing the fetus.
"She couldn't afford an abortion so she performed an aborption."
by DidWeAborpt? October 29, 2019
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australian abortion

When a sheila runs up to a roo with her hands up like she's about to box him so that he kicks her in the uterus. This is a 100% effective contraceptive
Plan B is too expensive, just pop over to the outback and get an Australian abortion.
by i'm on smoko May 12, 2018
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Kangaroo Abortion

the act of terminating a pregnancy by grappling with a pregnant woman and delivering a flying kick to her abdomen using both legs simultaneously, similar to a fighting kangaroo
“Yeah she said she wanna keep it so I grabbed her by the hair and gave her a good ole kangaroo abortion.”
by bingbong2020 April 20, 2020
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Tactical abortion

Tactical abortion is when a pregnant women falls face first into the ground. The baby fetus would be pushed out but the vaginal opening is concealed by the woman’s pants. Therefore the baby has no where to run and is crushed.
I pushed my 9 month pregnant wife who was carrying triplets down the stairs she landed face first and all three babies died of a tactical abortion. Unfortunately my wife survived and called the police. I am now being charged with triple homicide and attempted murder on my wife.
by TacticalAbortionClinic May 26, 2021
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