alaskan pedicure

The act of jizzing on a straight female or a gay males toes and letting it dry like nail polish.

o girl i was so turned on last night when fred gave me an alaskan pedicure

by Chris aka the hammah April 24, 2011

hot alaskan fire breathing karl

The ingenious combiniation of the hot karl, and the alakan fire breathing dragon;
While receiving oral sex from a female partner, right before ejaculation, the male whispers in the females ear that he has herpes, then cums in her throat, making it come out of her nose. Meanwhile, while she is trying to get the cum out of her nose, he beats her with a sock filled with feces.

Bro 1: "bro did you hear about ashley?"

Bro 2: "yeah dude shes so gross! did you hear what sam did to her?"

Bro 1: "haha yeah man, he got her with the hot alaskan fire breathing karl!"

by getemmm0611 January 26, 2009

alaskan cracker

A game where two or more men masterbate on a cracker. The last one to ejaculate on said cracker is forced to eat it.

I had too much stamina, so i was forced to eat the alaskan cracker.

by Admiral Wolverine Rainbow June 15, 2011

alaskan moon pie

when you are out in the wilderness and you take a fat shit on someone while in the dark.(only light comes from the moon)

Dude, that alaskan moon pie Collen gave Colton last night was sick!I could smell it in my tent.

by Cpdaddy-mo truck June 20, 2011

Alaskan snow Queen

It’s when you freeze your cum into shapes that form a crown. Then you assemble the pieces together with warm cum to make a crown shape. After you put the crown in a girls head then you wait till the cum unfreezes and melts in her head. But the objective is to bust in her anus before the crown unfreezes.

I made Maria an Alaskan snow Queen, so I had to bust quickly before I lose.

by Luke Mendez November 19, 2021

Alaskan firedragon

An Alaskan firedragon has two definitions:

1. A fire breathing dragon native to Alaska that is claimed to exist by some, while others are skeptical.

2. A sexual act. (See other definitions for "Alaskan firedragon"). However, this sexual act can also be known as an "Alabama firedragon."

1. Dude, check out that Alaskan firedragon flying through the air!

2. I gave my girlfriend an Alaskan firedragon last night

by Big Poppa tha Cracka June 29, 2009

Alaskan Blow- whole

When a Female is sucking your D and you bust in her mouth then punch her in the stomach so she spits it out like a sperm whale.

I was with maggie this weekend and i gave her an alaskan blow- whole

by ennik .S relyt January 31, 2009