Alternate History

A way for people to cope with the fact that their country is a shithole

"I love reading alternate history."

by eleanormarx November 26, 2022

alternative medicine

Stuff that is not medicine, and has no medicinal properties, but conspiracy theorists and other dumbasses insist is the REAL medicine, because the entire healthcare field is a sham, or something, and the knowledge of people from 500-1000 years ago when they didn't even have toilets is superior to modern science.

Don't listen to those Big Pharma quacks telling you to get radiation treatment for your cancer, here, drink this soup of tree bark and lemongrass, it's alternative medicine.

by q359 July 25, 2023

alternative facts

A term that REALLY just fucking means lies, but thanks to postmodernism, we're not allowed to call them that anymore, because everyone's viewpoint is equally valid, there is no such thing as a false narrative, and everyone is entitled to their own personal reality.

You say the sun is made of hydrogen and helium, I say it's made of whale farts and silly string! Those are my alternative facts! Nobody is right or wrong, there is no such thing as objectivity, we have to respect everyone's viewpoint!

by q359 July 25, 2023

Alterna

A fictional world from the game Splatoon

Inkilng: Skrbbb pow pow
Octoling: Pew pew pew

And they all lived happily ever after in alterna and had squidtoling babies

by AmyKinda_gayBro July 27, 2023

Alternative Physics

Literal brain rot

I was in a mood to lower my IQ, so I listened to an alternative physics podcast.

by Bane3 July 14, 2024

Alternate Gyat

round things on woman’s chest

Look at that level 3 alternate gyat

by UserPerson38832830 August 18, 2024

alternative encouragement

A fancy definition for workplace bullying.

We provided alternative encouragement to help Joe's productivity. "Stop being such a pussy and get back to work."

by sm@$h September 11, 2023