Arachnopneumonia

an inflammatory condition of the lung affecting primarily the microscopic air sacs known as alveoli.12 It is caused by Spider/s crawling into the lung while subject is asleep thus causing inflammation. Treatment often includes dangling a fly in front subjects of open mouth to entice the spider to crawl out of the lung thus relieving the irritation in the lung.

After a long night of sleeping with his mouth open, he came down with a bad case of Arachnopneumonia and could not find a fly to releave his symptons.

by QusaqGirl August 13, 2015

arch hold

A crossfit instructor renowned for forgetting to take a picture of the WOD board.

That guy is an arch hold

by Tehejs July 21, 2017

Arachnomagnetic

relating to the interrelation of arachnids in a magneticfield.

Whenever she gets in the car, spiders always appear. I swear that girl is arachnomagnetic!

by SweetestFist August 2, 2017

Arachnofondler

A word for someone who sexually molests a spider. Is usually used in case when you touch a light switch spider.

Do NOT become an arachnofondler.
Look at that disgraceful arachnofondler.
What a perverted arachnofondler.

by THEYAOITRASH September 8, 2017

Arch

Slang for A closet homo

Man that guy is such a arch

I think I'm a arch

by Remainreva October 31, 2017

arachnoislamophobia

a fear of spider Muslims

Arachnoislamophobia is a crime against humanity.

by mrmr MMMMMMMMMMMMMM November 27, 2017

Arachnonecropheliaphobia

The fear of the desire to fuck dead spiders

John was scared about the fact that he might want to fuck a dead spider. He has arachnonecropheliaphobia.

“Aw no bro. I don’t want to fuck that dead spider. “

by Alfred E Neuman January 10, 2018