by Likki Blondegirl January 15, 2014
Get the Likki mug.1. A multi-purpose, ultra-compact motorized utility vehicle, engineered for service functions and customer/member transportation on and around resort, country club and golf course properties.
2. A late 1980's hyper-modified, ungoverned, all terrain archetype vessel of symbolic freedom, hijinks and calamitous mischief, principally maintained, operated, carefully supervised and controlled by outside service staff members at Arrowhead Country Club.
Infamous for the following celebrated capers and stunts:
"Legend of the Rizer" - the tribal tale of the reticent and ambitious bagboy who once jumped the Sanfu 50+ feet off a random, unevenly tamped pile of construction refuse pitched at ~30 degree incline to the cheers, jeers and warnings of hopeful/concerned bagboy onlookers.
"The Hunger Run" - adapted for a swift and spontaneous remediation of early morning hunger pains, the Sanfu accelerator governance restrictor was intentionally removed to ensure optimal travel time to and from ABCO to acquire pop tarts and cinnamon toast.
"Orchard Wars" - A labyrinth where intrigue, uncertainty, aboriginal migrants, nourishment and adolescent debauchery culminate in the fulfilling experience of using the Sanfu as an agile motorized lance, navigating and enabling ripened/unripened citrus projectiles to be launched efficiently and with high accuracy at Dave, Rob, Matt, Nick, Mike, Korky, Giles, Kevin, Jim, Laramie, Derek, BK, Berardi, Scooter, and the never to be forgotten Nate.
2. A late 1980's hyper-modified, ungoverned, all terrain archetype vessel of symbolic freedom, hijinks and calamitous mischief, principally maintained, operated, carefully supervised and controlled by outside service staff members at Arrowhead Country Club.
Infamous for the following celebrated capers and stunts:
"Legend of the Rizer" - the tribal tale of the reticent and ambitious bagboy who once jumped the Sanfu 50+ feet off a random, unevenly tamped pile of construction refuse pitched at ~30 degree incline to the cheers, jeers and warnings of hopeful/concerned bagboy onlookers.
"The Hunger Run" - adapted for a swift and spontaneous remediation of early morning hunger pains, the Sanfu accelerator governance restrictor was intentionally removed to ensure optimal travel time to and from ABCO to acquire pop tarts and cinnamon toast.
"Orchard Wars" - A labyrinth where intrigue, uncertainty, aboriginal migrants, nourishment and adolescent debauchery culminate in the fulfilling experience of using the Sanfu as an agile motorized lance, navigating and enabling ripened/unripened citrus projectiles to be launched efficiently and with high accuracy at Dave, Rob, Matt, Nick, Mike, Korky, Giles, Kevin, Jim, Laramie, Derek, BK, Berardi, Scooter, and the never to be forgotten Nate.
"Dude, Rizer opened up the throttle on the Sanfu, drove around the curb and launched the Sanfu 50 feet over that ridge!"
"Hey Kevin, let's do rock, paper, scissors to see who will take the Sanfu to ABCO to get breakfast"
"Did you see how Matt leaned out of the side of the Sanfu and hurled a grapefruit with pinpoint accuracy into Dave's back, causing him to launch out of the cart, into a pile of dirt?"
"Hey Kevin, let's do rock, paper, scissors to see who will take the Sanfu to ABCO to get breakfast"
"Did you see how Matt leaned out of the side of the Sanfu and hurled a grapefruit with pinpoint accuracy into Dave's back, causing him to launch out of the cart, into a pile of dirt?"
by Charitable Disguise November 24, 2019
Get the Sanfu mug.To remove a tiny fragment of a statutory problem, while maintaining the majority of the statute(s), and continuing the statute's use as a revenue generator for governments, police, prison guard unions, lawyers, the court system, and "potentially competing industries."
The harassment would still exist. Excuses like when a cop says "I thought I smelled something" would still be "uncontestable evidence usable in court." You'd still have your herb "civilly forfeited." You'll still get "ticketed." You'll still pay fines. "I thought I smelled..." would still entitle "authority figures" to car searches, home raids, body cavity searches, and everything else it currently does. You won't have a "criminal" record...but you'll still have an "offense record." And that "no longer a criminal" record will still be used against you, at every opportunity.
The harassment would still exist. Excuses like when a cop says "I thought I smelled something" would still be "uncontestable evidence usable in court." You'd still have your herb "civilly forfeited." You'll still get "ticketed." You'll still pay fines. "I thought I smelled..." would still entitle "authority figures" to car searches, home raids, body cavity searches, and everything else it currently does. You won't have a "criminal" record...but you'll still have an "offense record." And that "no longer a criminal" record will still be used against you, at every opportunity.
If we were to decriminalize cannabis today, the only thing that would change is that you wouldn't "immediately" be arrested or "immediately" get a "criminal" record. Everything else would remain basically the same.
Decriminalization is little more than a scaled-down version of legalize, used by those who don't understand that they really mean to say "Repeal".
This is because it still doesn't end the problem of cannabis prohibition, but allows it to continue almost completely unchanged while giving the public the mistaken impression that anything of actual substance has been changed.
eg: If you really want to see cannabis prohibition put to an end in your lifetime, we need to REPEAL the statutes that created, expanded, and maintained it over the last century. Then it'll be over.
We've failed to do "what we say we want" for over 50 years.
It's time we just got it done, so we can move on to the next global issue which desperately needs our attention. (Hint: There are at least one or two more of those we can easily tackle next; Banking fraud would be a good "next to fix" item!)
Decriminalization is little more than a scaled-down version of legalize, used by those who don't understand that they really mean to say "Repeal".
This is because it still doesn't end the problem of cannabis prohibition, but allows it to continue almost completely unchanged while giving the public the mistaken impression that anything of actual substance has been changed.
eg: If you really want to see cannabis prohibition put to an end in your lifetime, we need to REPEAL the statutes that created, expanded, and maintained it over the last century. Then it'll be over.
We've failed to do "what we say we want" for over 50 years.
It's time we just got it done, so we can move on to the next global issue which desperately needs our attention. (Hint: There are at least one or two more of those we can easily tackle next; Banking fraud would be a good "next to fix" item!)
by ElectroPig von FökkenGrüüven March 27, 2015
Get the Decriminalize mug.This is a great way to reverse your bank account. Some people like to make money, but Scott prefers to lose it.
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by MikeyMike73892 November 9, 2019
Get the Reddog Reversal mug.The internet kid and notorious emo villain or jack of all trades (if you will) known as “j Grimes” (june wick, old J, junifer , king of rhyme)
The only guy without a filter who says what’s on his mind and enacts his chaotic schemes but by the time he tells you it’s too late to stop him.
soundcloud rapper and suspected criminal who’s the poster boy for destruction and disorganized crime.
The only guy without a filter who says what’s on his mind and enacts his chaotic schemes but by the time he tells you it’s too late to stop him.
soundcloud rapper and suspected criminal who’s the poster boy for destruction and disorganized crime.
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Dr J is synonymous with Big J, a rebellious edge lord that plows your girlfriend as she cries for more!
Big J could be referring to juniors thing or himself, either way it’s the correct way to refer to him as
Make an appointment
Schedule an interview
Cuz yall know what big J’s about to do
Big J is a force to be reckoned with!
by Misfired December 12, 2021
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Another way of pronouncing “mistah J” the title of junior the deadly street kid who’s mysterious nature gives him the suspicious vibes of criminally versatile albeit innocent looking.
Junior is everything yet none of it, and can be a fantastic mentor but there’s always something in return that he desires (usually)
Mr J is the real life joker boy
Another way of pronouncing “mistah J” the title of junior the deadly street kid who’s mysterious nature gives him the suspicious vibes of criminally versatile albeit innocent looking.
Junior is everything yet none of it, and can be a fantastic mentor but there’s always something in return that he desires (usually)
Mr J is the real life joker boy
Mr J is a terror created by society but takes advantage of his American freedom and mental illness to exploit the corruption of society and its failed leaders
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Mr J wants to trade his death for your life. No one can kill him for he was born dead. Wisest words ever muttered by possibly J himself
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Mr J aka “junior Grimes”
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Mr J wants to trade his death for your life. No one can kill him for he was born dead. Wisest words ever muttered by possibly J himself
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Mr J aka “junior Grimes”
by Misfired December 12, 2021
Get the Mr J mug.A homosexual act, typically performed between 3 or more men, in which they all toss the salad in a circular arrangement. The reversal occurs when Reddog yells "Switch!" and then they change direction. The term was coined by a broke day trader who wishes he was Jim Cramer.
by Michael73892 March 16, 2019
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