punisher skull 

a Punisher skull found on a mans car or clothing indicates he is a douchebag with a small penis (not to be confused with a douchebag who has a large penis.) Comes from the Marvel "Punisher" comic book series but has since been used by various wannabe macho men. Also see "lifted truck"

"That man has a small penis. How can I tell? He's wearing a Punisher skull shirt."

punisher skull by alienfart July 17, 2019

Crystal-Skull-Fuck 

When a film is remade or a film franchise is rebooted that ruins the positive connotations you had towards the original films.

Tim Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory really crystal-skull-fucked the Gene Wilder version.

Crystal-Skull-Fuck by Michigander Slammer May 25, 2015

The Skull with Eyeballs 

Too terrifying, too frightening, too much.

Shit man, Putin is The Skull with Eyeballs... A straight deadite.

The Skull with Eyeballs by king1dominate March 30, 2017

Scorpion skull-fuck

The act of mounting a girl and aggressively thrusting into into her oral cavity whilst simultaneously reaching around with your non-dominant hand to finger her vagina as if you were a scorpion stinging it’s prey

“Hey, Bob did you satisfy that girl last night?”

“Of course, I fucked her face, but gave her the good old scorpion skull-fuck so she could enjoy it too. I’m not a selfish lover”

Scorpion skull-fuck by LastCupBT January 27, 2019

Red Skull 

Red Skull, otherwise known as Jonesy, is the type of man that can't go outside without burning is bloody scalp and yet sustains the well known pale skin tone

Yo Red Skull, why can't you cop any coochie

Red Skull by Fraser the sick dog February 27, 2019

Red Skull Mandate

When an order is given that cannot be fufilled.
“Increase output by 60%, and see to it that our other facilities do the same.” -Red Skull

That directive by those corporate stooges, is a red skull mandate.

Red Skull Mandate by Hbomb536 May 9, 2021

dense skull 

Someone who doesnt believe the facts as they are right infront of them.

He either has a dense skull or is delusional.

dense skull by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022