Ed Pearson

Something only palatable under the most dire circumstances

I’m so hungry I could eat Ed Pearson

by Bifbob7 June 5, 2025

Tim Pearson

From the movie “Grandview, USA” made in 1984. This man likes OLDER WOMEN. Bro just turned 18 and he likes a 27 YEAR OLD …I guess he’s taking advantage of legal age…gulp…

Oh, hey, look, it’s Tim Pearson! Wait- is he going out with-

Yep. That’s right. He just spent the night with a 27 year old.

by h1pp13l0v3 March 17, 2026

It's pursonal

A much-overused phrase that a mooching lady blows you off with when you ask her reason for requesting money from you. The intended purpose of her flippantly-ambiguous reply is to falsely imply to you that she needs said funds for "feminine issue" medicinal products, assisting family/friends with private-matter conundrums, etc., when in reality she merely wants to "fatten her PURSE" so that she can make frivolous/unhealthy expenditures which she knows that you as a prudent budgeter would never give her money for.

If a lady truly cares about you and has any sense of responsible budgeting, she should be willing to reveal what she wants to do with any money she asks you for, rather than just snapping, "It's pursonal". It's YOUR MONEY, so you have a right to know how it's being spent.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

Darcey bishop Pearson

Cant

Omg do you know Darcey Bishop Pearson?
Yeh bro she’s such a cant

by Shnejd December 12, 2019

ryan christian parsons

Mega Fag. Massive stoner, the best at lighting without a doubt. Fat ass and he knows it, but won’t admit it. Can’t say a sentence without swearing or saying cunt. He is usually the dumbass of the group

P1: Who’s that screaming?

P2: It’s definitely Ryan Christian Parsons , he’s always fucking around.

by barbequesauceonmytiddies February 26, 2020

Leif GW Persson

Someone with heavy breathing problems caused by a huge cock syndrome. Also by using their huge balls they can solve several crime investigations.

John: Look! Hes so out of breath from running his becoming a Leif GW Persson!
Paul: Yes, he solved my mothers murdercase last week!

Sara: Yeah hes definetly a Leif GW Persson judging by his junk.

by Brokeback Plains April 18, 2021

Leif GW Persson

Someone with heavy breathing problems caused by a huge cock syndrome. Also by using their huge balls they can solve several crime investigations.

John: Look! Hes so out of breath from running his becoming a Leif GW Persson!
Paul: Yes, he solved my mothers murdercase last week!

Sara: Yeah hes definetly a Leif GW Persson judging by his junk.

by Brokeback Plains April 18, 2021