banana slapstick 

A reference to a type of old-time slapstick humor reminiscent of serious but clueless people slipping on banana peels, causing a surge of wildly insensitive hysteria on the part of onlookers.

His whole being, starting in his early youth, was rooted in banana slapstick reality and this caused him to feel like an alien in this day and age.

banana slapstick by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019

Happy Slappy Jam 

A kid-friendly word for male ejaculate procured through masturbatory efforts.

Person one: "I like to wibble the wubby and make my happy slappy jam."

Person two: "The fuck did you just say in front of my child?"

Happy Slappy Jam by Vorshack July 6, 2020

Mitch Slapped 

Term for the expression people make when listening to the notes from unexpected voices... (See: Mitch Grassi in Pentatonix- Hallelujah)

I jus got Mitch Slapped

Mitch Slapped by Svn0One May 20, 2022

Slapper

A slapper is someone who acts, dresses or talks like a hoe

Girl A: I was walking to McDonald’s with Chris and I saw the biggest slapper at the bus stop!
Girl B: I mean, what do you expect? They everywhere!

Slapper by SlangForDays February 8, 2021

pimp slapping 

The act of smacking a nigger bitch in her face, really hard.

Did you hear that Chris Brown was pimp slapping, that nigger bitch, Rhianna.

pimp slapping by omegs greek March 2, 2009

Turnip Slapper

A Pākehā (white or non-Māori) New Zealander.

From the root words 'Pā' meaning to strike or hit, and 'keha', meaning a turnip.

Those turnip slappers sure love investing in properties and listening to Mike Hosking on the radio

Turnip Slapper by PopiMokorahi March 22, 2021

bag-slapper 

Massive turd that, once the toilet is flushed, stands up slapping your butt cheeks and scrotum while it goes down, destroying everything in its path

"I took a massive bag-slapper the other day, you just don't hate when it happens?"

bag-slapper by pseudoanonsecret February 14, 2022