Penis Mascot 

The emoji 🍆 . Which has been adopted by the internet as the official penis emoji.

🍆🐒 Dick Monkey
Penis Mascot 🍆. Chuck acts like a 🍆 with his arrogance, and know it all attitude.

Penis Mascot by Techgyrl October 24, 2019

Penis Stress 

Sexual (dick) dysfunction

Sorry I can't today. I'm suffering from Penis stress lately.

Penis Stress by HeavyLillium November 13, 2019

Penis Colada 

Your mom's favorite drink

All the Stacys at the club be getting the penis colada at closing time

Penis Colada by D Flawless November 16, 2019

Penis Power

The umbrella term for the energy exuded from one individual, relative to penis size. Ex: Small dick energy, average dick energy, and the apogee of all penile expulsion of power- big dick energy.

This man is humble, and his penis power is hard to pin point, but I'd have to say he's close to having average dick energy.

Penis Power by CraigCheddah74542 November 18, 2019

Penis smacker 

When someone starts acting a bit of their shit, referring to sex in conversations, that don’t have anything to do with sex.

Stop being a penis smacker.

Penis smacker by PeopleSuckSometimes December 11, 2019

penis warts 

the warts on a penis mostly common on people whos names start with josh

yo josh you got a serious case of penis warts

penis warts by hijoshhehehe December 16, 2019

Penis Heresy

Any word or phrase spoken against the one and only true lord’s Genitalia.

“Father mark, you are sentenced to a game of dick-blade for penis heresy!”

Penis Heresy by Codedher December 25, 2019