Woman's Penis

Something Siefer looks up when he's feeling lonely.

Siefer is always looking for the Woman's Penis

by Fresh Memes Here July 1, 2017

kale penis

it’s just a cuss word you use when something doesn’t go your way.

friend: hey careful man you might drop that

you: *drops it* oh kale penis

by lmaowtf November 30, 2019

penis press

when you iron you penis to where is is “pressed”

John “i just penis pressed today”

Larry “so you got the flatbread?”

John “that’s what Hannah said she likes”

Larry “hah lol so she has a coin slot”

by what do i mood come April 15, 2020

angus penis

something so small that is regularly mistaken for a clit or pea. Scientist are unsure of the cause of this small disease.

I thought it was her clit but it was Angus penis

by THEDRAGON105 August 1, 2020

Danny's Penis

The smallest possible form of a penis. Defined by scientists to be the smallest form of measurement. Inspired by Dannys extremely small package, this is used commonly to describe what the limits of measurement is. It is beyond microscopic and is the final form of measuring tiny objects.

This Measurement is about one Quintilian of a picometer.

Hey bro your dick looks like Danny's Penis.

by bruh sound effect OFFICIAL June 2, 2020

Penis Christmas

Another name for a Bachelorette Party, otherwise known as a celebration of dick with few to no men actually involved.

Jane is getting married in 2 weeks! We need to throw her a Penis Christmas!

by stefapie August 2, 2013

penis-steps

Similar to footsteps, but instead of a record of where one's feet have been, one's penis-steps are a history of where their penis has been. It is typically used in reference to one's previous sexual partners.

Man, I'd sure love to screw in Leonardo Dicaprio's penis-steps!

I do NOT want to know where that rancher's penis-steps have taken him.

by Kockocksman November 28, 2011