Dick Handed 

Shaking hands or touching someone after using the restroom and not washing your hands. Can be used in a prank or redemption situation.

After taking a piss at the bar I walked out and saw the lead singer to a band that sucked. i went up a shook his hand and thanked him for his show. All the while the singer never knew that he was dick handed.

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Later i saw a buddy in the bar. I walked up to him and shook his hand. Later noting to him that he just got - dick handed!

Dick Handed by edsned October 27, 2010

Dick Squabble 

1) A phrase used when an unfortunate event occurs in one's life.

2) A person who is being an asshole.

1) "Holy dick squabble, that was a hell of a traffic jam!"

2) "Hey, dick squabble, quit your shit!"

Dick Squabble by Jessantha November 21, 2010

dick rocked 

The act of dominating someone in such an embarrassing way that it seems that you could of done it easily with your penis.

Man I just dick rocked you in that last game, it was 21-0. Step it up nancy!

dick rocked by crzyMANbeast December 7, 2010

Dick-pining 

Basically the traditional roles of man chasing woman and woman being pursued is switched. And she is after your dick hence dick-pining.

Guy 1: "Dude butterface is keeps dick-pining me and I don't know how to deal with it."
Guy 2: "Well you can either use her or lose her ... or both."

Dick-pining by goin' hoggin December 6, 2010

Dick-speare genre 

the narrative genre which focuses on the plight of the urban disadvantaged (seen in Charles Dickens tales) mixed with intricately tragic plots and complex human characters (trademarked by William Shakespeare).

HBO's "The Wire" is the epitome of the Dick-speare genre, focusing on the plight of youths in Baltimore, and providing plot twists and tragic heroes which would move even the Bard.

Dick-speare genre by ejukator February 23, 2011

dick touching contest 

A situation, act or struggle between two or more people which one or more parties do not wish to continue because it is stupid, pointless, or inane.

We used to hide each other's keys to make the other late, but it was a total dick touching contest, so I stopped doing it.

dick touching contest by thisispointless0 May 5, 2011

Dick-Sheeping 

The act of screwing a girl very timidly.

Marco was dick-sheeping that girl, she did not even orgasm.

Dick-Sheeping by doctercockter May 11, 2011