When a man's parts are in any way visible through awkward tightness in the pants, poor sitting position, wearing "banana hammock" underwear with running shorts or experiencing a frontal wedgie. The male version of camel toe.
Coffeeshop:
Dude 1: What do you call the guy version of Camel Toe?
Dude 2: Huh?
Dude 1: Ya know, when everything is all bunched up in front...like, 'hey, here's my wang!" but not an 'on purpose hand grab' of said wang. Like a hipster dude wearing skinny jeans.
Dude 2: Dick Toe! Man...dick toe. Yeah. that's it.
Dude 1: What do you call the guy version of Camel Toe?
Dude 2: Huh?
Dude 1: Ya know, when everything is all bunched up in front...like, 'hey, here's my wang!" but not an 'on purpose hand grab' of said wang. Like a hipster dude wearing skinny jeans.
Dude 2: Dick Toe! Man...dick toe. Yeah. that's it.
by Pherocious August 23, 2010
Get the dick toemug. by mr. happy (jaja) September 1, 2014
Get the dick fil-amug. 1) Adjective for a woman or man so obsessed with a recent male lover that she or he finds it difficult to initiate a romance with anyone else
2) (used for a part of the body such as buttocks, breasts or thighs) Bearing a bruise from being flogged by a man's heavy penis
2) (used for a part of the body such as buttocks, breasts or thighs) Bearing a bruise from being flogged by a man's heavy penis
1) When Harry fucked Sally, she experienced her first multiple orgasm, and after she told her friends that the experience made her not want to meet other men, her friends accused her of being dick-whipped.
2) After Harry jerked off on Sally's ass for a good 10 minutes, it looked dick-whipped and required an ice pack.
2) After Harry jerked off on Sally's ass for a good 10 minutes, it looked dick-whipped and required an ice pack.
by V. Cummings July 30, 2006
Get the dick-whippedmug. A life form lower than human. This being has no self respect for others or himself. Only Refer to Someone as a Blech Dick if that person is clearly going nowhere in life and will end up alone.
The Blech dick constantly walks around like a leach that sucks the good will out of its surroundings.
by Dyke Man October 16, 2007
Get the Blech Dickmug. A woman's polite way of telling you that you're about as well-hung as a two-year-old. Synonyms: two-inch tickler and two-pump chump.
by Kix May 3, 2004
Get the acute dickmug. Tiny beads attached to a string with an aproximate diameter range from 1 millimeter to 5 millimeters. Inserted into the male human erect penis.
by Slavik Kukolov August 28, 2008
Get the Dick Beadsmug. Refers to temporary penis shrinkage that occurs after a man finishes a long workout. Problem is typically magnified when cardio is added to the workout.
**In locker room** haha, what's up babydick! I guess you could call that a cock.
Fuck off man, I got gym dick.
Fuck off man, I got gym dick.
by IIIEZ_ February 20, 2010
Get the Gym Dickmug.