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split parsonality

Where someone acts arrogantly/annoyingly "pious 'n' preachy" ("I'm as honorable as a parson!") when publicly interacting with others, but is in reality a totally selfish/dishonest jerk in his private actions.
I somehow can never develop much respect for some highfalutin nose-in-the-air who claims to be a religious fanatic, but who also cannot appropriately handle even a simple moral-question situation --- talk about a split parsonality!
by QuacksO August 7, 2018
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Acea pearson

An enlarged male who has the Penis of a rat. He’s a smooth criminal with a man in his bed and likes to squirm with naked guys. There’s no telling what the heck he’s got up his butt, maybe a jackhammer, chainsaw, or even a wheel! Easy enough to say, he career for him being a male stripper, is an easy talent he has overcame in his past 14 years!
I heard that acea Pearson likes to barbecue his nipples on the pavement!
by anonymous April 1, 2019
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Lewis parsons

A despicable creature who calls himself a man. An alcoholic maniac who likes to hit women. A poor excuse for a man who should be avoided at all cost. Sewer rats are better company.
Lewis parsons beat the crap out of me
A sewer rat also known as lewis Parsons
by Jellytotforever June 18, 2019
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Fabian Persson

He is the most beautiful person ever, the cutest thing alive. If you see him alone, go for it baby. Go get him girl!
by Hajsen mannen November 12, 2019
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Conor Pearson

by Benboo November 18, 2019
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Sam Parsons

A kid who is addicted to Naruto and only talks about Naruto 24/7
Sam Parsons: want to see Naruto
You: what is that
by FAN OF TYLER 69 November 25, 2019
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Noa parsons

She is the biggest bitch there is and everyone who doesn’t even know het hates her...
OMG that Noa parsons ewww
by Sam poes May 31, 2020
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