close encounter of the turd kind 

1. A bad experience with a human douche of a person.

2. Stepping on dog crap.

3. When a monkey flings his poo at you and *wham!splat* tags you where it counts.

"Whooah, I heard you and Ryan fighting all night," "Yeah, it was a close encounter of the turd kind."

"Why are you walking dragging your foot and what's that smell?" "Close encounter of the turd kind."

"Damn you, evil little monkey! No thanks for the close encounter of the turd kind!"

close encounter of the turd kind by carmenarmen February 11, 2010

The theta

It is what dorky people use in stead of the shit....

Theta, single room dorm living at Univeristy of South Florida...

Dude, did you see that, that was the theta

The theta by sorry_but_ture May 14, 2003

The Tubba Rat

When you are engaging in unprotected gay anal sex and a small piece of undigested material such as corn or a peanut gets lodged in your pee hole.

Tubba was on all fours getting his daily ass pounding when his boyfriend suddenly yelped like a cocker spaniel when a piece of corn became lodged in his urethra. Tubba tried to suck the corn niblet out, but it was a full-on case of the Tubba Rat.

The Tubba Rat by Jon Chino December 14, 2008

The Toriverse 

"The Toriverse" is the dimension within the mind and soul where one experiences Tori Amos, where Tori Amos experiences take place. Including but not limited to the following. Listening to Tori Amos music, thinking about Tori Amos, looking at Tori Amos pictures, writing about Tori Amos, going to a Tori Amos concert(s),downloading and uploading Tori Amos shows, taking part in a Tori Amos forum.

Dialog-

Person #1 - "When I listen to Tori Amos, its like entering into this incredibly blissful state of mind!"

Person #2 - "Yeah man, your in the Toriverse!"

The Toriverse by Grant S. February 21, 2008

the trash 

something that will mess up an entire scenario

"John had to go to work today, so we cant go to the movies"

"That is the trash"

the trash by tyrae February 20, 2009

the tapeworm diet 

When you continue to lose weight mysteriously like a cancer patient, despite eating like a pig, and working out seldom or never.

Cate: You've lost weight. Are you on some kind of diet.
Natalie: I'm on a steady diet of pizza, cheetos, and peanutbutter.
Cate: You must be working out?
Natalie: Yeah, I do try to alternate between holding my cigarette in the right and left.
Cate: Whatever, the tapeworm diet looks good on you.
Natatlie: There's something wrong with me. I'm scared.

the tapeworm diet by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 12, 2010

The Toilet Bowl 

The illustrious honor given to a NCAA football team that misses bowl season.

Congratulations 5-7 UT, you just earned a bid to the Toilet Bowl!

The Toilet Bowl by Gorilla Adam December 4, 2010