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catching the garter 

Means you are the next man to be married. But ass to mouth must be performed before marriage will come into your life.
Nigga Imma lucky man. I get ass to mouth and I caught the garter. #catching the garter 2018
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Alexander the Great 

Alexander, in my opinion is a controversial figure. yes he did conquer most of the known world by age 32. but does this fact make him a great leader? or was he a materialist ruler? Due to a childhood that is believed to be 'regressed', Alexander had a deep love for himself. Thus, a simple case of narcissism allowed his mind to be preoccupied with infinite power and glory. Are these the traits of a good leader? His desire for materialism, and his socio-economic place gave him virtually all the power he wanted. He gorged in his narcissism by conquering every land he sought fit. His grandiose sense of self worth made his opinion the only opinion that mattered. anyone who stood in his way would die. Did Alexander benefit and improve his country as a whole? was Alexander after all, so great??

Alexander died at the young age of 32. The gods are said to have a way of punishing such pride.
Student 1: Hey did you see Alexander the Great?

Student 2: Naw, that movie sucks..
Alexander the Great by redzone1 March 28, 2009

The Gobbler 

Step 1: Find your unsuspecting victim in a distracted state.
Step 2: Pull your dick and balls back between your legs.
Step 3: Clinch your legs together to secure your junk.
Step 4: Lean over at the waist.
Step 5: Call your victim.
Step 6: Jump up and down with your arms flapping yelling "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!"
I was doing the dishes and the next thing I know I'm staring at this floppy cock bouncing in front of my face, HOLY GOSH I JUST WANTED TO LICK IT!

Sincerely,
The Gobbler
The Gobbler by mrvao March 10, 2008

across the globe 

Across the globe opinions appear unanimous as perceptions refrain from being synonymous.
across the globe by Hercolena Oliver February 24, 2009

Get Down With The Get Down 

1: Doing what is socially popular regardless of ethical beliefs.
I was wit my boys and the offered me crack, I didn't want to be Buzz Killington so I had to get down with the get down.

the girl with kaleidoscope eyes 

LS, also known as Acid, Squares, tabbies, cubes, sheets, papers, and blotter.
Man, i just found the girl with kaleidoscope eyes, she was awesome, although our date cost me __ (insert price here) dollars. I'll give you her number if youur interested