ass sniffer

A person who sniffs or snorts drugs that have been smuggled into a prison in their ass.

Looks like its up to you ass sniffer - Life

Do you know how they get that in here? up in their ass - Life

by peekaboo_jones September 26, 2005

Ass hat

An expression used for someone who is annoying or who you just plain dont like.

Piss off ass hat im not in the mood!

Did u see that. rapage. wtf thats gay you ass hat

by Samuel shuush July 12, 2008

Ass Chetter

The oozing, glandular substance emitted from the rectum.

Hemorrhoidal leaking.

by gg.exe April 12, 2006

ass from first base

A hyperbolic distinction that only a blithering idiot could not make. Also ass from a hole in the ground, shit from shinola, can't fight his way out of a paper bag, dumb as a rock.

When it comes to installing drywall, I don't know my ass from first base.

by octopod November 12, 2003

ass tickler

someone who pleasures themself via objects up their rectum

also see: french anal

who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!

by nova rock May 9, 2004

ass plate

Going far beyond just being an " Asshole ", this person is the whole ass region: crack,hole, and both cheeks.

Melissa totally cut me off last week. What an ass plate !!

by Full Metal Jesus September 19, 2006

ass crumb

a really dumbass person. ie, an unemployed male that gets all the really good looking women.

Damn, look at that women...she is hot as fire...and with a fucken ass crumb.

by John Buzan December 28, 2007