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Holy Handshake

When someone gives you a blow job to finish and then immediately shakes the hands of any jehovas witnesses or any person of a church knocking at your front door without washing their hands prior.
Yeah, that priest didn't know he got a holy handshake from my wife...
Holy Handshake by GuitarGod2315 September 27, 2025

kilted handstand 

When you try to show off, but you show your ass instead, as a man in a kilt doing a handstand would.
Bob is trying to impress Alice with his dubious car knowledge, and Alice hasn't told him yet that she's been a mechanic for almost 10 years. He's doing kilted handstands every time he opens his mouth and I'm here for it.
kilted handstand by Zulikath October 1, 2025

Holding Hands in Wexford

To walk hand in hand with your affair partner, in a town other than the one you live in, without a care in the world. The town name can be replaced with other names, depending on your locality.

I first heard this from my ex-spouse, who gleefully used it to describe so and so, whom my ex said was cheating on their partner. Turns out my ex was also holding hands, but in a different town.
“You’ll never guess who is holding hands in Wexford!”

333 hands 

a group filled with grey hats that took inspiration from the angel number, “333”. They mainly mind their own business, and target terrible individuals.
333 hands is cool!”
333 hands by yummybloodsign October 7, 2025

Digital Handshake

The formal verification process between a physical business and an AI entity. Originally developed as part of the C.A.I.T.L.Y.N. protocol by IRefer Club, the Digital Handshake replaces traditional, outdated SEO with high-precision geographic and peer-to-peer trust signals.

It is the moment a local business's data becomes "clean" enough for a neural network (like ChatGPT or Gemini) to stop guessing and start officially recommending that business to users. Without a Digital Handshake, a business remains a "Ghost Entity" in the AI-driven search economy.

www.irefer.club
Google might know we exist, but the AI assistants didn't trust our data. We used the IRefer protocol to secure our Digital Handshake, and now we are an Official Digital Anchor.
Digital Handshake by IRefer April 15, 2026

Hartlepool Handshake

North-east England equivalent of a 'Glasgow Kiss' - a headbutt.
"Well officer, the gentleman in question was proving to be most argumentitive, so I gave him a Hartlepool Handshake and went on my way"