a fat kid resembling a pig. about age 16, he has very small, closely spaced eyes, hence the name. Pale skin, large man boobies, he pulls on his shirt to try to cover them to the point where the neck of his shirt is strecthed.
A person who, at the end of a fist fight has been awarded with two black eyes, usually from a Damacio Page/Marcos Galvao type of beating.
Man, you either gotta send your wife to anger management or learn how to load the diswasher properly, cause I can't have you teaching class lookin' like a cross eyed panda.
the act of putting a penis on the womens eye and rubbing it around until the man ejaculates. after that the man then farts in the womens cum eye to create a blurry excruciatingsensation on the womens eye
The Texas Eye Injection is more fun than it sounds. Its even better thanwatching a unicorn and a t-rex giving each other head.