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Beaty Eyed Pig-Man 

a fat kid resembling a pig. about age 16, he has very small, closely spaced eyes, hence the name. Pale skin, large man boobies, he pulls on his shirt to try to cover them to the point where the neck of his shirt is strecthed.
Holy shit, look at the neck on Beaty Eyed Pig-Man's shirt, its all strecthed out!
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One eyed midget  

slang for your penis
One eyed midget by Bunofasnich December 21, 2007

whispering eye 

another word for vagina. on the movie role models.
hey u have a nice whispering eye

can i stick my dick in your whispering eye?

why does your whispering eye smell like cabbage?
whispering eye by d spot March 25, 2009

cross eyed panda 

A person who, at the end of a fist fight has been awarded with two black eyes, usually from a Damacio Page/Marcos Galvao type of beating.
Man, you either gotta send your wife to anger management or learn how to load the diswasher properly, cause I can't have you teaching class lookin' like a cross eyed panda.
cross eyed panda by GRYMES October 16, 2009

Box Eyes 

A distinct sexual look that is given to signify that one is ready to eat the pussy.
Box Eyes by Tyrone Campbell June 17, 2010

Texas Eye Injection

the act of putting a penis on the womens eye and rubbing it around until the man ejaculates. after that the man then farts in the womens cum eye to create a blurry excruciating sensation on the womens eye
The Texas Eye Injection is more fun than it sounds. Its even better than watching a unicorn and a t-rex giving each other head.