get a life 

basically you tell someone to go outside and get a social life
ultimate sentence to end a useless discussion with a stereotypical gamer/weeb/furry/other degenerate who doesn't go outside
so yeah if you're fat piece of trash in basement don't get offended, just go outside, socialize a bit, it'd be healthy for you

A: ima weeb
B: so what
A: i fap to that shit
B: go outside and get a life
A: did you just got out off a cod lobby
B: no I'm telling you to get a life

get a life by niggapilled January 14, 2021

How to win at life 

What? It's metaphysically possible, mind you.

How to win at life you ask? Metaphysically very possible!!!! Just welcome HDMI into your life. Just become homeless and start taking drugs. and be mentally ill. Et voilà it's done. You won at life.

How to win at life by Uncle Dimma December 30, 2021

Joeys sex life 101 

A great book on Wattpad about a boy who’s mom is to much of a slutty whore to take care of him. So he grows up to be an asshole and tortures his siblings for fun. He is very sexist ageist homophobic transphobic racist etc.

Please read it

“What are you reading?”

“Joeys sex life 101 on Wattpad by tiddieboobies.”

“Dude you have such great taste.”

Joeys sex life 101 by Homob499 February 1, 2022

High On Life 

The Cool 2022 Game Where You Get To Fuck Up An Alien Race That Invades Your Planet And Tries To Smoke Your Entire Race And You Get Cool Talking Guns That Will Curse A Lot, Really Cool Game.

Yo Bro I Just Fucking Exploded Garmantuous And Beat High On Life!

High On Life by Wo' 'er January 12, 2023

Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life 

Many people have heard the phrase ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’, but most do not know of its origin due to, unfortunately, being uncultured swines. The phrase originated in 2013 after a short animated video started circulating around the internet. The video describes how a young 9 year old boy found comfort in the Shrek franchise, and due to his profound admiration of Shrek his father suspected that he was a homosexual. His father, who was what you would call a homophobic fuckwit, basically abused him for this, causing the young boy to once again find solace in the mighty Shrek. The unwavering faith showed by the boy causes Shrek to start a sexual relationship with him, where he would often enter his window at night, fuck his ass and proceed to fill him with onion scented ejaculate. This video sends a very strong message that Shrek will protect all of his children (people who possess a strong belief system correlating to the majestic green ogre) and will make sure they never come into harm’s way. He nourishes his believers, therefore showing irrefutable evidence that ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’.

All of the documentaries can be found on YouTube. If you have not viewed them yet or have friends/acquaintances/enemies who have not seen it, I highly suggest that you show it to them. It is completely family friendly so don’t be afraid to show it to your old, homophobic grandparents tucked away in their tiny little houses.

Remember: ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’.

Person 1: “Last night I got my anus destroyed by Shrek’s massive penis.”
Person 2: “I want to be fucked by that sexy green ogre too! How do I get him to do 69 with me?”
Person 1: “Each night, chant ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life,” and pray that he’ll stick his fat dick in your asshole. It will happen, my child. Just be patient.”

Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life by Shrek’s Little Slut May 2, 2022

Nug Life 

Nug Life originated in Zanesville, Ohio.
It started with a few friends getting together and eating insane amounts of Chicken McNuggets from McDonalds.

The OG's of Nug Life are reffered to as Nug Nuts.

McDonalds Cashier:"Hello sir what would you like?"
Nug Nut:"I will take five 20-piece nugs. NUG LIFE!"
McDonalds Cashier:"Please pull around to the first window."
Nug Nut:"DON'T FUCK AROUND!"

Nug Life by #1NugNut January 16, 2009

its a way of life 

A phrase that when used to describe any activity (especially a lame one), makes that activity seem extremely lame, if not totally gay.

"Doing yoga isnt just a way of burning fat, its a way of life."

"Not eating animals isnt just a way of 'saving animal's lives', its a way of life."

TEMPLATE:

(verb)ing (activity) isnt just (obvious result of doing the activity), its a way of life.

its a way of life by Cockknuckle June 7, 2007