zoomer

(v.) When a man hangs penis out of his fly, gets an erection, and runs up and shanks a girl, ass rapes her, and runs away before being seen.

I gave Susie the zoomer last week, and she still doesn't know it was me

by The Merchant November 18, 2007

Zooter

An older usually piece of shit Japanese vehicle that is a 4 cylinder and gets great mpg besides being beat to hell and back.

Hey Dave I gotta go to welfare office can we take your caddy? No fuck that man let's take the zooter

by Atlas89 September 24, 2011

zoog

zoog is a name used for a person who has blond hair, who is really wierd, and smokes alot of weed.

john: look at that dude over there!
sam: haha yea he is such a typical zoog.

by alex backler July 24, 2011

zoomer

N. A nice way of saying shit.

Nn "Hey, your dog left a zoomer in my garden."
Vb "Don't zoomer in your pants man"

by Barmann October 18, 2006

Zoosexual

An attraction to animals, not the same as beastiality. Mostly used as a neutral term for zoophile.

Zoophile: My sexual orientation is zoosexual!
Chads: That's okay, be who you want!

by ZooRights November 29, 2021

zoogie

Inserting your finger, or any other other object into someones butthole when they bend over. Zoogies can be unexpected or highly anticipated. Twist motions are optional.

Fitzgerald is such a pussy...let's give him an atomic zoogie!

by ZoogieMaster3000 December 13, 2010

Zoomer Guy

Person in a little car, usually a Honda Civic, who drives unnecessarily fast, often weaving in and out of traffic.

"Look at that Fucking Zoomer Guy"

by CPap April 6, 2007