Wonkelton

A male specimen with questionable and disproportionate facial features, that somehow attract young and confused ladies.

Lady 1 - Oh my god! how HOT is that fella!
Lady 2 - What the bleeping hell?! That wonky man?
Lady 1 - What do you mean wonky man?
Lady 2 - I mean... He's a wonkelton!
Lady 1 - Oh no! not again!

by donkeyofthewonkey69 August 11, 2019

Wongle diddley dongle

This is a person who preforms the act of shitting on a persons face. After they shit on the persons face of they eat the shit, and wait. When they have to shit they shit back onto the person who shat on them first and this begins a never ending cycle to get the scary wongle diddley donlge to not haunt you in the after world. If you do it enough times he will in fact not haunt you in the after life. But there is no defined number, you must find this out yourself

Man I would love to wongle diddley dongle that girl. I need someone so that lord wongle diddley dongle will not haunt me in the after life.

by Lord Dongle Diddley Dongle -JW September 25, 2019

Wankles

Water on the ankles. Similar to cankles but they are caused by fluid overload.

Most likely causes are from dialysis treatments, Congestive Heart Failure, Anuria, exceeding daily recommended fluid restriction (I.e. 1500cc/day), skipping dialysis treatments or having not enough fluid “pulled” during treatment, kidney failure.

Treatment is dialysis or elevation of the feet slightly above the heart.

“Mom, those aren’t cankles, those are wankles.”

by SaraM3 December 14, 2019

Wonker

On short, it's "idiot" in the ancient British language.

Guy: What's up, guys!
British mf all pumped up: FOOK YOU WANT, STOOPID WONKER

by Wonka@!! April 12, 2020

Winkle

Winkle is an act of winking whilst laughing at something or someone.

Jack don’t winkle again!

by YummyDavo May 5, 2020

Worklejerk

The exercise by which coworkers will round up after work and ceremoniously vent their frustrations after the end of a shift. Pairs very well with alcohol or friends not scared of a resting bitch-face.

“Oof! What a long day! I desperately needed to decompress so my friend from the other office grabbed a few beers and we had a proper worklejerk after my shift finally ended.

by Moonbaes July 15, 2020

Wongle

Wongle now means Smelly Bastard.

"Sanji is a swirly brow wongle" Zoro yells at the top of his lungs.

by anonymous September 15, 2020