Today I was offered a promotion at work. Totally walked out of the office with a raging success boner.
by Rrrrryyyyaaaaannnnnn May 28, 2012
Get the success bonermug. Usually occurs from a man or boy between the months of May all the way to September. A testosterone boner is when a man notices a very attractive girl wearing minimal clothing and all the "alerts" of a boner go off minus the inconvenient and obvious side effect.
"Dude, G Thom, did you see that fine girl in the short shorts?"
"Hell yeah I did, damn girl gave me a testosterone boner."
"but you're not showing?"
"exactly, doesn't mean I'm not poppin' on the inside."
"Hell yeah I did, damn girl gave me a testosterone boner."
"but you're not showing?"
"exactly, doesn't mean I'm not poppin' on the inside."
by G. J. Thom May 6, 2010
Get the Testosterone Bonermug. A movie about an adopted child, a father who was killed tragically and a mother who is just making by with what she has little of.
by BOBTHEI3EAN March 30, 2009
Get the Boner Soupmug. An enormous erection provoked by the sound of a Diesel engine. Usually reaching its peak upon hearing the compressor surge. Pointing slightly to the left is a key sign to look for.
It was inevitable that Tyler would end up with a diesel boner while at work after hearing the big Ford leave the parking lot.
by Mr. Antler January 17, 2013
Get the Diesel Bonermug. (n.) an erection that invokes a feeling of self-hatred. It arises during an event that is naturally sexually arousing, despite it being a violation of one's moral standard.
by realblackmak August 17, 2012
Get the shame bonermug. An erection caused by the mere complacency with ones friend or partner, but not necessarily in any sexual way.
Jennypie noticed that her bf has an erection 80% of the time they're together, and he said it's because "I just get a comfort boner when I get comfortable (i.e. chilling on the couch, etc) with you."
by Jennypieontranceaddict December 16, 2008
Get the Comfort Bonermug. by M. Clark August 15, 2005
Get the boner factorymug.