The charge you’re hit with when you request to remove all animal products from a dish and replace it with veggies, even though you’ve removed the most expensive items in the dish.
Nah, man, I would rather go to a different restaurant, because last time I ate there and asked for peppers instead of chicken and cheese, they hit me with that vegan tax.
by MommyMispagel April 12, 2019
Get the vegan taxmug. One who chooses to degrade the choices and actions of those who sever their dependency on products that cause pain and suffering.
The basis of the ridicule is usually stemming from:
1. Misinformation obtained through media and out-dated cultural traditions.
2. Just plain ignorance of the practices involved in bringing such products to the shelves.
3. Difficulty to comprehend the idea of rejecting what one was brought up to believe.
The basis of the ridicule is usually stemming from:
1. Misinformation obtained through media and out-dated cultural traditions.
2. Just plain ignorance of the practices involved in bringing such products to the shelves.
3. Difficulty to comprehend the idea of rejecting what one was brought up to believe.
Vegan Hater: " Vegan? Really? Why?"
Vegan: " Because I can live perfectly well without anything having to die for me"
Vegan Hater: "But burgers and wings and bacon and stuff tastes good"
Vegan: "I don't eat anything that doesn't taste good"
Vegan Hater: "And what the hell is wrong with milk? Don't you need calcium?"
Vegan: "well, milk does have calcium but the proteins in milk create higher acidity in the body, so to neutralize it,the body sucks calcium from the bones. It just cancels itself out."
Vegan Hater: "But don't you need that protein, too?"
Vegan: " There's plenty of protein and calcium in beans and greens."
Vegan Hater: Animals kill other animals all the time. So, who cares if we do the same?"
Vegan: "I do"
Vegan: " Because I can live perfectly well without anything having to die for me"
Vegan Hater: "But burgers and wings and bacon and stuff tastes good"
Vegan: "I don't eat anything that doesn't taste good"
Vegan Hater: "And what the hell is wrong with milk? Don't you need calcium?"
Vegan: "well, milk does have calcium but the proteins in milk create higher acidity in the body, so to neutralize it,the body sucks calcium from the bones. It just cancels itself out."
Vegan Hater: "But don't you need that protein, too?"
Vegan: " There's plenty of protein and calcium in beans and greens."
Vegan Hater: Animals kill other animals all the time. So, who cares if we do the same?"
Vegan: "I do"
by trick of light December 25, 2009
Get the Vegan Hatermug. The vegan hammer is the incorrect idea that any problem on earth can be solve by going vegan. Are you under weight, over weight, bad knees, heart disease, cancer, global warming, global cooling, world hunger, toe fungus, El Niño, La Niña, all things can be helped by veganism! (according to vegans...)
This goes back to the Law of the instrument, which is that if you have one familiar tool you will become overly reliant on it.
Or in simpler terms "if the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail".
This goes back to the Law of the instrument, which is that if you have one familiar tool you will become overly reliant on it.
Or in simpler terms "if the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail".
I had a flat the other day and Heather said it was because I didn't use all vegan tires. She really needs to stop using her vegan hammer on every problem.
by joeevil October 28, 2015
Get the vegan hammermug. Vegan Booty; Phrase, a persons backside that does not contain much meat/fat/flesh. An undesirable buttocks due to lack of size.
"Yo she got that vegan booty, she needs to eat something!", "Man, after his diet dude rocking that vegan booty, you know his boyfriend don't like that!"
by 1978nado July 14, 2021
Get the Vegan Bootymug. by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 8, 2015
Get the dirty veganmug. A person who has committed to a vegan diet, but occasionally eats meat and dairy products. It is typically a person who has no affiliation with animal rights organizations, but rather for their own health.
I consider myself a passive vegan in that my daily diet is vegan-based, but I will on occasion eat dairy and meat products. I have no affiliation with any animal rights organizations and do not do this out of any obligation to them or others, but rather chose this because I choose to live a healthier lifestyle, without feeling constrained in my food choices.
by mkeehn August 31, 2012
Get the Passive Veganmug. And absolute c*nt who spends all their time on Facebook just sharing b*llsh*t just to try stop people from eating meat.
Facebook vegans are what make us think we hate vegans
Mike: oh did you hear about Jenny she's a vegan now
Josh: no I'm vegan mate she's just a f*cking c*nt bloody Facebook vegans
Mike: oh did you hear about Jenny she's a vegan now
Josh: no I'm vegan mate she's just a f*cking c*nt bloody Facebook vegans
by XXXRIP September 12, 2018
Get the Facebook Veganmug.