Tissue Box Orgasm

when you think you're going to get caught masturbating so you ejaculate as soon as possible and grab the tissues rapidly causing many tissues to come out as well

Guy 1: Dude my mom almost caught me rubbin it out!
Guy 2: That happened to me too, I had a tissue box orgasm, but my mom didnt even come in my room... FUCK

by neverbeencaught1007 April 25, 2010

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Wet Tissue

When a person (ultimately gender doesn't matter for both parties) blows their nose into the other persons vagina or asshole for the pleasure of the recipient.

Guy 1: I totally gave her a Wet Tissue last night.

Guy 2: Awesome!

Guy 1: I think I even got a few boogers into her

by 1$97fj+ November 26, 2013

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tissy

noun, a breast (a nicer way of saying titty). Plural is tissies.

Wow, that chick got big ol' tissies.

Ow, you hit me right in the tissy!

by SAC123 September 7, 2008

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timstine

a brainie retard

timmy the timstine is a retard but knows the square route of 10,000,000

by mr c guller October 16, 2008

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tissues: four issues

Tissues and Issues is the platinum selling fifth studio album by the Welsh singer Charlotte, however the catch phrase denotes consolation for trying issues

Don't accept blow by blow, cheer up and blow up yer nose with tissues: four issues.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

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