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justin timberlake

A shiny, trashy white boy with a voice that is surprisingly close to a squawking female canary, no moves, and cheesy songs.
Two guys at a kareoke (I have no idea how the hell to spell it) festival:
Dude 1: Dude, that guy sounds like Justin Timberlake.
Dude 2: So THIS is how he got to be famous!
by BobDylanROCKS October 12, 2006
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Timber monkey

Majestic northern Indiana native woodland bushy-tailed squirrel.
I got attacked by a timber monkey while eating a peanut butter sandwhich on a hike.
by Money Bum January 2, 2010
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Timely Square

A metaphorical location where no one is ever late, there is always a clock around when you need one, and you always have enough time for everything no matter how many things you need to do

Timely Square is likely a parody of Times Squares in New York
1. Will you stop asking me for the time every five minutes? I’m not the bloody clock tower on Timely Square!

2. They say that time stands still on Timely Square. Too bad it’s not like that around here.

3. I’m doing time on Timely Square. I’ve got the whole day ahead of me and there’s nowhere I need to be
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
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justin timberlake

a Freakin idiot. His balls have not quite dropped yet, this can be noted from his justified album which isnt any better than a charlotte church christmas CD- her voice sounds like a bloke's compared to justin's. This man, er should i say, munchkin, thinks he is hot stuff with his hats (yes, he accessories, how queer eye) and baggy homie trackies, but his real intention of these so called trademarked items are to conceal the fact that he has no balls (hence the loose pants, while the hat covers up the dick he has on his forehead. What Justin really should do is go back to his boyband N*SYNC where his airy fairy playmates can give him the homosexual love he craves; he just wasnt meant to be a solo artist.
"hey fred, that boy band hanson have just come back with their new song, man, even this beats justin timberlake!"

"oh my god eddy with that unbroken voice of yours and that homie outfit you could pass for a justin timberlake! please ditch your style before we all ditch you."
by puffskanx December 25, 2004
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timberjack

Man, we got out ass kicked my the timberjacks on Friday night.
by ryanocar May 13, 2008
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Timbaland

Thief.

A filthy rich overweight man who sports Craig Davidesque facial hair and is known to many blind pop music consumers (who can name only one music producer) as "greatest producer eva"
"fukin legend aye"
"God"

Despite having followers who could probably start their own religion if they could, he is a criminal.



From the latin root Timberland:

A brand of footwear designed with those who just don't care anymore in mind.
Tommy: "Hey check out that eyesore footwear store over there"

Jerry: "I've got an idea, i'm gonna be a timbaland and get me some boots"
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Justin Timberlake

A "singer" who acts black whose voice sounds like a popped helium balloon whizzing around the room!
Justin Timberlake: Ima try ta beatbox now...

Guy (with bleeding ears): Hell just shaddap mannn...
by yoursweetenemy January 8, 2008
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