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Planking

The art of lying on your stomach on a pole or an object of similar thiness. Planking can be done anywere. To be an official plank one must have their arms by there sides be facing downwards and legs straight, no holding on.
nothing much probably gonna go planking
by Jlazo September 27, 2011
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Planking

ight so i was reading a fan fic and it said "he was planking over me" and i have no fucking clue what it means bc isnt that like a stupid exercise??? But whatever bc now i have decided to make up my own definition for any poor soul in the same position as moi.
Planking is the act of having hard core mind blowing sex the planker being the top.
"Dude he was planking me so hard"
"omg fr? i did think u were struggling to walk today lmao"
"yeah also i started calling it planking bc i read the first sentence of a fanfic and asumed it meant something sexual. I'm so glad u also think this."
"Omgg same i read that too."
#planked
by an absolute slaggg March 18, 2023
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Jerk Plank

Beating the fuck out of your meat while doing planks, ultimately leaving you with jacked abs and some killer triceps. Don’t forget to alternate arms! Nobody wants someone with jacked right arm!
Person 1: Bro your abs and arms are HUGE! How’d you do it?
Person 2: I did the Jerk Plank at the gym. It didn’t go so well but at least I’m jacked now!
by ChadDad December 9, 2019
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Walk the Plank

Pirate speak for fucking a lady with a peg leg
I made that wench walk the plank last night
by Al1z3s1n54n1ty November 22, 2017
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Happy plank day

"Happy plank day" is every day. It doesnt really mean anything.
by ilikeoneshot October 9, 2023
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oak planks

minecraft block named "Oak Planks", used for building.
I am making my house out of oak planks
by tiendaXD May 12, 2025
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carton of plank

Where can I hide this carton of plank
by Sanee April 2, 2017
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