Plank

Describing a very erect penis.

"Baby, your thingy was like a plank last night- straight and smooth and hard as wood"

by Csj420 November 15, 2020

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plank syndrome

The direct effect of one to many viagra.

Bobbi took to many blue bills and now suffers from plank syndrome

by Halftime32212 February 13, 2017

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A procedure first invented by Stacy Wilkinson in which anyone can participate. There are a few rules to "planking" however.

1. You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2. Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3. Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4. You must make it known that you are Planking.

5. Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.
6. Every Plank that is captured must be named.

Did you see Kaleb K. "planking" on Fb? Yeah, Stacy Wilkinson invented planking.

by GeorgeWashingtonIII October 29, 2011

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planking

Lying down (as flat as a board) in places one wouldn't normally lay.

Person 1: Dude, why is that guy laying on the sink?
Person 2: He's planking!

by dcs20120 October 3, 2011

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anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking

"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"

by moosedjelly February 6, 2025

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